Lets all together tell a story

She was attacked by a pack of rabid patwork covered, bead wearing, shoeless hippies. They ran off with all of her weed, exept for the one joint she had tucked behind her ear. So she sat down in the grass lit it up and screamed out ...

 

"Tommy Can You Hear Me? Can You Feel Me Near You? Tommy Can You See Me? Can I Help To Cheer You? Oooh Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy..."

When all of a sudden Pete Townshend came out of nowhere and filed a lawsuit against Sally for stealing his lyrics, but just then...

 

Keith Moon manifested into physical being and protested Pete's capitalist response to the situation, reminding him that all the money in the world could not keep him from...

 

death

 

sally then got freaked out and started running toward the woods, but weird sounds made her stop and listen , suddenly a gang of crazy squerrells leaped at her and .....

 

and offered to give her their nuts for her company, when she misunderstood what they meant by "nuts" and called the fuzz.

 

Then Pete Townshend, John Entwistle, and Keith Moon appeared in cop outfits and chased the squirrels around the woods Benny Hill style (cue the 'Benny Hill' theme music)... Just then Tommy came out of the woods and struck the Who-cops Deaf Dumb and Blind, when...

 

an army of pigeons started suicide bombing all of them and suddenly they stopped cuz they saw a ........

 

prophet appear before them, saying...

 

"Don't do any impressions of me in Denmark." Just then Trey Parker and Matt Stone came along and saw what had happened and decided to make an episode about Muhammed that ties into their hate of Family Guy. When...

 

Sudenly a White Rabbit came out and say:

 

Go ask Alice... When shes ten feet tall

 

and suddenly bang, with a cloud of marijuana smoke bob marley appeared. 'how ya doin' and handed every1 a joint, and they all smoked happily ever after or did they?

 

No because they got too stoned and got everything stolen by those damn hippy thievears!

 

Then that deaf,dumb and blind kid bummed a quarter off them.

 

the white rabbit felt bad that the people had lost all of their possessions so he took them on a magical journey....

 

Just then 4 British lads came over with their tour bus. The tour bus read "Magical Mystery Tour" and they went to look at the English Countryside. While on the bus, everybody ingested massive amounts of alcohol, LSD, marijuana, and spaghetti, just when...

 

the tyre popped resilting in the buss losing control and crashing into a nearby tree. everyone died emediatley and seconds after hte bus blew up. the end

what a beutifull ending, ei guys?

lol

 

but it wasnt the end because when the car blew up it ignited the tree that was really a disguise for a space ship that some aliens had been waiting to ignite so that they could fly off into the nite....

 

...mare sally was having