Lets all together tell a story

Just then, a rabid opossum staggered in, hissed and snorted a bit, and pronounced (in possum language):......

 

...............said, sumti happinin here U kno nut what itz iz yet? Well everyone else in dis void duzz no, its duh ugly Americahnoh, oh no.

 

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Looking on in utter disgust the Chinese-Japanese Sheriff’s girlfriend, Hazelnut decided to take seek refuge from the vomiting cannibals who had eaten her Chinese-Japanese Sheriff boyfriend Fred. She had lived in the Amazon rainforest and figured it would be a safe place to flee, but she needed to plan her return very carefully. After deciding which the safest route would be for her return to the rainforest, she set out on her way. During her long trek to safety she somehow got lost she took a left, then a right, then a zigzag and rolled the most perfect joint and ended up in Atlantis.
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While In Atlantis and having no means of support, Hazelnut decided to set her virtues aside and become a prostitute. Once she had a very disgusting customer by the name Jerry Garcia, he immediately proceeded to sing the entire version all 239 verses of Arlo Guthrie’s, “Alice’s Restaurant.” backward while standing on his head. Not knowing just when it may come in handy she had exchanged her feminine whiles for 1,500 tanks of oxygen. Please she pleaded with Jerry, take me away. I’m so tired of turning tricks on the, “Street Car Named Desire.” So Jerry took her and the 1,500 tanks of oxygen away from the vile life she had been living. Together on his Four-Wheel-Drive John Deere tractor they drove off into the sunset, but they didn’t stop there, they kept right on going directly into the ocean.

 

in the ocean it turns out Elvis lived there

 

OnlyOneiyamnuduhuglyAmericahnohohnoIyamwhoiyamandunyaforgetit!!!!!

You there, who do think you are? You can't judge me, you're not even close to being, "Qualified" to judge anybody. You don't even want to get me started, for we will have a battle of wits which I know you will not even be close to winning. You have thrown the first stone, lets get it on mother ******......

 

Sally said "no thank you, those things make me naked"

 

good story

 

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Is This The END?!

 

Itz never the "End" itz alwayz an 4ever only the next sequel, said the moderator

 

New Story:

Pete Townshend went missing one day. So RODGE (!!!) decided to go and find him. He donned his great swinging mic that could defeat any foe and went off to find some other instrument weaponists to help him...

 

Just Then, a Harmonica weilding Ninja stepped out from behind a tree and said ...

 

"Dear god man, save me! There is a badger over there who eats ninjas for breakfast!"

So Rodge decided too....

 

twirl his microphone like a rock master and thwrocked the babdger and stunned it dead! turning to the ninja he said "so which famous personality are you from music mate?"

 

"elvis!!im From Elvis!"

 

but sadly the fat elvis

 

get slimmer

 

Just call Jenny Craig

 

But jenny craig was killed by astronauts

 

and on the third day she rose from the dead to become the martian savior