Let me ask you a question. [IMSV2.0]

The day I'm in a beauty contest... the entire world will see the prolonged masturbation!

Tattoos... man... if you want 'em, have 'em... they can look good as long as they are not excessive.

Body jewely (other than face)?

 

To each his own. I like most body piercings, but I'm not fond of genital piercings. Just seems painful.

I used to have 9 piercings but I took them all out.

Do you like Marilyn Manson?

 

i would run out and buy his cds, and sure as hell wouldnt go to his shows, but I do respect him........i think he is incredibly intelligent

but i think his wife, dita von teese, is the shit

do you think there is a lost art with stripping? like it was back in the day, with fan dances and stuff. it just seems too cheezy nowadays.....where's the striptease part?

 

I like striping. Turn me on.

So wtf is wrong with Hendrix in that picture?

 

i believe stripping is still an art... i wouldnt want to see a bad striiper... i want quality, someone with tallent, who practices... its definatly an art, not lost at all... its just most place will higher anyone with a big fake rack and no tallent.

hedrix is being eaten by colorful worms


ever been to a strip club?

 

yup but I wound up thinking it was quite lame and went out and sat on the big white horse outside haha

 

if you could do ANYTHING for the rest of your life what would it be?

 

yup, a few times...funny stories, all of them....

whats going on in the hendrix pic???those are amp plugs coming outta his head(or pluggin in to them if you can dig it)

one of my most favorite images....got the bigass poster on my wall....and lemme tell you, it's HUGE.

so, if you became famous, for any reason, what alias would you choose for yourself?

 

If I was a male and a porn star, I would be:

Peter Piper, and I'd lick lots of pickled peckers.

Same question.

 

Jaymz Slowride, Chong's long lost nephew.

Have you seen all of the Cheech and Chong movies? Even the not-so-famous ones?

 

Yes... sadly. And I only like a few of their movies.

Why is everything so sad?

 

I'm not sad. Not everyting is sad. Too many people look for sad, and they allways end up finding it. Its a lot easier to be sad than it is to be happy, but the payoff sucks....

Are you smiling?

 

no, but im not unhappy. im content

Have you ever played board games with your family?

 

Yes I have. Mostly ones that integrate drinking into the mix....

Family Guy or South Park? Or neither......

 

South Park.

Do you like wind chimes?

 

Yes and No. I like the wooden ones, but not the medal ones. I have very acute hearing.

What's your best sense out of the 5?

 

Touch..

What is your favorite holiday?

 

Summer.


Yours?

 

earth day.



what color underwear am i wearing?

 

oOrange??

Ever been swiming in a creek with a rope swing?