let me ask you a question again {version 3}

No,

Do you NOT drive with your arm partially outside of the window???

 

i dont drive with my hand partially out the window

ever play with jacks as a kid?(bounce a bouncey ball and try to pick up all the thingys, before the ball hits the ground)

 

Very rarely.

Have you ever carried a "boom box" around town?

 

sadly, yep.

how do you feel about neon clothing and/or perms?

 

When I think neon, I think of a radiant glowing thing. So I have no idea what to think about neon clothes or perm. Are you talking about perms, like your hair perm? Neon Hair? WTF?

WTF?

 

i'll tell you what the fuck.

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

yes, what is up fuck?

thats not the real question




what is your main malfunction solider?

 

i sometimes think about what people think weather it be me, a situation, and over anyalize everything


whats your best attribute?

 

Charles.

It's got to be Chharles. He's the dandiest negro in all of the land. He wears a tuxedo and a top hat. He's my imaginary accomplice.... friend, dude... that travels with me.

He's just a charachter that me and a friend have made up. It's like Fat Albert X Colonel Sanders = Charrrrles. Not being racist or anything, but you know how they had that soap or whatever... Meg knows about. They used it like an aunt jemima mascot back in the day. It's sorta like that dude they used as a mascot, only reallll fat and jollier. He also plays the piano. He used to work with Jelly Roll Morton down in Storyville, in N'awlins. Hah.

Shit like that. We have like... two different charles. There's a negro charrrles, then there's a charles blackass. We listen to jazz and smoke big cigars... and Charlesss often shows up whenever we're in that mood and chilling togther.

Do you have any "Charachters" that you've made up or... that you just use to express yourself differently, from time to time.

 

Nope. I'm too crazy to add another me into the bunch.

Do you ever call a harmonica a harp?