The only place a girl should have hair is on her head. All other bits are better if they're lickably smooth.
the first part of that was the logo for an old advert for hair removel cream, it didn't include the lickable smooth bit S
Oh, no.... the lady garden must be trimmed to perfection, like Capability Brown's regal topiary! If I had the time and inclination, I'd have IPL therapy on the lot; Brazilian, lower legs, underams, even eyebrows.....
I used to love having a completely shaved muff, but now I find it slightly disturbing, so I keep her nicely trimmed
It's gets so itchy/scratchy after just a couple of days too, such a chore... I change my minds, I think we now prefer just a neatly trimmed hedge.
Same; I think 'all-off' is a bit reminiscent of a pre-pubescent child, so it worries me a bit, too. I'm a big grown-up, what do I want with a little girls' fanny?
You mean, 'paedo'; you might regret writing that. You see, I'm a lexiwhore, and one of my greatest pet peeves is the confusion over the use of the word, 'padeophile'. Spelt the way I just spelt it, it means someone that has a sexual attraction to children. Spelt the American (i.e. semi-literate) way, 'pedophile', it means someone who has a fetish for feet ('paed' being Latin for child, 'ped' being Latin for foot). As a consequence, foot fetishism is known as 'podophilia'; 'pod' also means foot, but does make the word sound rather made up. I'm sorry I had to inflict that little quirk on you, I really can't help myself *twitches* I feel better now... Another of my (unrelated) pet peeves is the general misunderstanding surrounding the whole concept of, and psychology behind paedophilia... but that's a conversation for another day...