Let it grow!

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Gladstone Screwer, Jan 19, 2005.

  1. Girls if your gonna have a fanny have a hairy one or at least not bald. ITS A GARDEN LET IT GROW. Please.
     
  2. Paul

    Paul Cheap and Cheerful

    if?
     
  3. carsick

    carsick Member

    i think he ment "if your going to have one" not "If you have one" if you get wot i mean
     
  4. Paul

    Paul Cheap and Cheerful

    well I guess the options are limited as to whether they have one or not
     
  5. carsick

    carsick Member

    thats how i came to my technical conclusion
     
  6. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

    Since the having of a fanny is future tense, I think we have to assume this advice is aimed towards the foetal stage where gender differentiation has not yet occurred.
     
  7. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

    In which case he would have couched it in the terms, if you're going to be a girl and have a fanny, he's already assumed the future gender of the child. We can only conclude that his logic is flawed and his sentiments are confused....
     
  8. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

    He could mean fanny as in a bottom (the American meaning)?

    Or maybe he is using fanny as an abbreiviation for fanny pack (or bum bag as us Brits call it)?

    Maybe he wants us all to wear hairy bum bags?

    ... or not:&
     
  9. Sorry I have confused you all with Roy Chubby Brown lingo, but I still prefer unshaven and thought I would share this and hear (or read) your views on the matter. Claire, I would not dream of using American lingo and advise English people to be English unlike Kenzie from Big brother who thinks he is black. (yes I know there are black English people.)
     
  10. Ellie-Rose

    Ellie-Rose Le Muppet

    I thought this thread was gonna be about Eric Clapton :eek:
     
  11. I Wouldn`t say the wife was ugly.
     
  12. But she went for a swim in Loch ness and the monster got out and picketed the lake.
     
  13. But she went for a swim in Loch ness and the monster got out and picketed the lake.


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  14. Ellied

    Ellied Senior Member

    Im a Girl! :D
     
  15. With massive teeth and a green forehead seemingly.
     
  16. cyber

    cyber Member

    funnest hecle ever
     
  17. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

    *Picks pubes out of teeth*


    Peurgh....
     
  18. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    I've been really naughty, i felt my poll urge come on me again, if the author comes back on and wants me to remove it I will do
    S
     
  19. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

    I went for three, representing a landing strip I'd say. You still up dude? Come on Hip chat if you're around....
     
  20. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    tell me to stop fannying around with these threads
    S
     

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