Let a random thought pop into your mind and post the exact opposite of it in here

i'm a really good barmaid

 

I hate drinking....alcohol

 

Only if I can wear one of them French Maid outfits while I'm not poisoning your food.

 

I'm in the process of searching for uniforms for you three. I know Cate has yet to voice her approval for the position but I'm taking her silence as a form of consent.

If any of you wanna look for some appropriate uniforms and post them, I'd appreciate the help.

 

For the women

 

i like those shoes
but i'm not blonde anymore

 

You don't act blonde.

 

How the hell do I post a photo? I have a couple of goodies.

 

shall i take that as a compliment?

 

you gotta be kidding?
if its online already, you right click gopy on the original.
hit post reply or go advanced
right click in the box and click paste.
then click a dot or a w or something.
gallery uploads are so follow the directions on the page.....

 

I don't wanna upload this trash to my excellent gallery, I just want it to appear in the thread.

 

Upload it to the post..its called manage attatchments.

 

put the ulr of the picture in between those things

 

This one is for Indian my barmaid. So when I get rowdy after too many black russians, you can restrain me.

 

hahahahahaha
that's fun

 

It would also be useful as I am regularly a little boisterous when drunk. Although if you were wearing this, I would probably be tempted to get rowdy on purpose.

 

you talking to me?

 

No, no. no. I'm quite a peaceful person. I don't like conflict but I do have a slight tendency towards self-destructive craziness while inebriated.

Calm down old man.

 

Calm, what makes you think an albino snake handling octogenarian can possibly achieve calm?

 

im not horny and sex is stupid