Legs Or Penis

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Azur, May 13, 2016.

  1. Azur

    Azur Members

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    So I'm watching an episode of greys anatomy and a there's this patient who evidently was cheating on his wife so she cut off his dick and this got me thinking honestly I'd rather have my legs cut off than my little dude what about you guys and girls I'm morbidly curious is there anything a guy could do that would make you consider chopping off his penis?
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    there's your first problem.
     
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  3. hotwater

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    Great John and Lorena Bobbitt revisited [​IMG]




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  4. Aerianne

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    No. If he made me that mad I'd just kill all of him.
     
  5. I'minmyunderwear

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    i feel like penis chopping would come if he made you even madder than that.
     
  6. Aerianne

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    Chop the penis off the body?

    Nah.
     
  7. hotwater

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    Yeah like Catherine Kieu who cut off her husband’s genitals with a 10” kitchen knife back in 2013 then put it in the garbage disposal [​IMG]


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  8. themnax

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    the only thing your pinis is going to do is make more babies in a world that already has too many humans. with legs you can actually get away from loud mouthed pain in the ass humans, at least a little ways for a little while. they mean not being completely dependent on other people or mechanical contrivances to get from one place to another.
     
  9. mcme

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    Hah, good one. You forgot the sarcasm font though.
     
  10. NoxiousGas

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    you think he's being sarcastic???
    think again.....
    if it's not a feline of some form, themnax has no use for it.
     
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  12. themnax

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    i'd hate to have to walk with a pair of pinises in place of legs. imagine your feet having the same sensitivity as the head of it. comming all over the place if you only ever had to walk on furry carpets might be ok except for being embarassing and looking disgusting, but what about gravel, or even cement and mccadam?

    (do grays even have pinises? as anyone here ever perfomed an autopsy or even a short arm inspection on one?)
     
  13. RainyDayHype

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    If he left the toilet seat up
     
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  14. Ashalicious

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    At first I thought your use of "pinis" was a typo but then I noticed you use I two other times and I'm honestly laughing so hard at that and I don't know why I find it so funny but I do.
     
  15. themnax

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    nothing wrong with sex, but why anyone would think it was that wonderful to have one, i mean seriously give me a break.
    most humans are only physically attractive when they're too young to be legal,
    and no, that doesn't mean i have any wish to traumatize anyone either.
    so yes, i could care less how to spell the damd thing either.

    but one thing i am a bit curious, i mean if you had a dick and no legs, what then?
    are people saying they'd really want that? really?

    do people on here really, seriously want, to be just one big dick with no legs? really? seriously? honest?
     
  16. hotwater

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    Prosthetic leg or prosthetic dick?

    Tough choice especially if the cock is large and accessorized to provide hours of pleasure to your female companion
    with little or no work from your end

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  17. Piaf

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    So messed up.

    To hear a grown ass man say stuff like that...

    ugh
     
  18. themnax

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    yes, honesty is a terrible thing to hear, isn't it?
    aggressiveness is what filth is, and lying about it is lying about it. THAT is what's "messed up".

    the whole question of this thread is sarcastic. and i don't see any honesty here, or honest answers to the question i asked.
     
  19. Joshua Tree

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    I use my legs a lot more than the Old Chap, but all the same...
     

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