Forget all this favorite lists, turn it around... least favorite and disaster sex toys Something home made that was an epic fail! Gotta be some vacuum cleaner stories and the water was too hot or cold or too hard in the ole shower head
I used a make-up bottle analysis once when I was younger. It slipped up and I was terrified I was going to have to tell my parents. I was eventually was able to push it out. But OMG was was stressful. FAIL Other fails: hmm...I have had some vibrator/dildos that were too hard and painful to use. FAIL. Some anal beads and plugs that I could not get up, and when I did I found they were not worth the effort. FAIL. Tried a blow up set doll once. They must be just for gag gifts OR I needed to spend more because for masturbation it was a FAIL. Vacuum: definitely tried but I could not fit so that ended quickly. FAIL. I sure there are many others throughout my years of sexual exploration, but there are a few.
