learning European languages

what you've tried it and it didn't work Maybe you presented your case somewhat bad, the thing is nowadays you gotta have a leaser that know what to say and who to talk to... Get your parents with it, write letters to people higher positioned in the school system, but the letters gotta be well written...

They gotta be like:

Hi [something]

[intro]
[text]
[reason]
[salution]

thanks [name]

P.s. Gimme sum fucking cookies

And just send tons of them, both from yourself and get your parents to do it too... If you know people in other school encourage them to do it too, stuff like that, hehe

And I promise if I ever go to iceland I'll bring cookies for all of you

 

lol, it would never work though..

but i want cookies NOW! GIVE ME MY COOKIES!!! erm.. *clears throat* ..please.. *innocent smile*

 

No, not with that attitude it won't!! Protests are supposed to be hard, otherwise it's no fun

Ohhh, but... buut...... Iceland... Don't use that smile at me, it's not gonna work *trys to look serious*

This is the best I can do on so short notice, otherwise you're gonna have to come to me and pick them up

 

*picks her teeth off the floor* damn you.. i thought those were real and decided to take a big bite..

can't you just come over with some real cookies.. just for me... *puppy dog eyes*

 

Aww poor thing... Go get some glue and just shovel those teeth right back in

I'd really like to come over with those cookies But can't we just like meet in the middle in rowing boats

 

yeah i found some super glue and got all my teeth back in.. but now all my fingers stick together

hmm.. oh ok then... but you're gonna have to bring me some extra cookies then AND a cup of hot chocolate!

you can't possibly say no to me.. can you? *smiles innocently*

 

Sticky fingers yup I got that one alright, hehe... I'm not sure you did tho

Okay, cookies and hot chocolate it is But it's not fair, we've hardly been talking and you already know my weakness I can't say no to cute girls

 

oh i can see right through you boy.. right through you.. muhahahaha! *evil grin* :X
*thinks of what else she can make lakshen bring her*

I really am nice though... really!

 

Please, my name is Rasmus, no matter how "un-proud" I am of it

And if you see right through me, then how will you know it's me in the rowing boat!?

All chicks are "nice... really!" if they are to say it themselves

 

Your name is Rasmus??!! That's so cool

Oh i'll know, i have special glasses for that! :sunglasse

But i'm different, i really am nice! *smiles innocently*

 

Why do people think that's cool!? I just can't seem to see

Special glasses ey? So you're the one that took mine

meh, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt... I'm sure you're nice

 

haha i think it's cool cause it reminds me of Rasmus Klump, that annoying fat, ugly cartoon bear hahaha i used to have books about him, i didn't like him.. but i always read them though.. yeah, i was a weird kid for sure!

oh and it also seems like every other man in denmark is called rasmus... haha


erm.. well.. you see.. erm.. *throws glasses into her closet* no, i didn't take them, it must've been someone else! *fixes her halo*

Yes, i can be very nice.. *clears throat... whistles innocently*

<-------- Rasmus

 

well not every other man, hehe... 27160 out of 2½ mill males... And only 6 of all those have my last name too

Grrr, I'll steal your halo and chew it... Don't steal my glasses

But yeah, my mom used to call me Rasmus Klump whenever I did something stupid... Wich is pretty often when you're me

 

well it's still 27160 men... haha
I am very proud of being the only one in Iceland with my name! damn, this country is small...


don't you chew on my halo!! and i didn't steal your glasses.. i just borrowed them for a bit...

haha i should start calling you Rasmus Klump!! hahaha :'D

 

Yeah I know, but have you any idea how ugly a name I must have to be the only one to have it, hehe... But your last name is weird tho

Can't I chew on your halo a little, I'll let you play with my horns :X And well borrowing is okay, just give 'em back something

No, no you really shouldn't start calling me that

 

My name is so stupid! It's way to long and impossible for foreigners to pronounce!


ha! like you have horns... you're too sweet to have horns hun!

*points and laughs* Rasmus Klump!

 

I'm not argueing that

did you know that not one single viking helmet with horns on have ever been found!? there is no proof that they ever used horns on their helmets

Don't call me that, I'm gonna lick you (I just found out that that can mean beat too)

 

haha no way! i didn't know that, that's so cool haha

Lick me? And where do you intend on licking me hun? *naughty grin*

 

yeah, the whole thing was just invented for some odd reason

And I intend on licking you the first chance I get, ofcourse

 

Åh, ja. Jeg havde nær glemt den kære pelikan. Og så den der hvalros - Skæg - han er nu engang sådan en hyggelig kaj-børge.
Den er faktisk sådan lidt uhyggelig den der "Rasmus Klump i spøgelseshuset" - men jeg kan godt afsløre, hvad den ender med: den ender med at Rasmus Klump kommer hjem til sin mor, som har bagt en HELVEDES MASSE PANDEKAGER!!!!