Laziness Bump

But that's only because I have trouble finding the right entrance.

 

I have no clue how you would or could have offended me, but I'm sure to let you know if you have.

 

Well, there was those nude pictures of you I passed around. And that time I pooped in your shoe. Thought maybe you were holding a grudge.

 

Nah, I thought sleeping with your girlfriend was enough to even it out.

 

I don't stop working from the minute I wake up to the moment I go to sleep.Even though I do nothing.I'm a workaholic.

 

:leaving:

 

You put my girlfriend to sleep? That doesn't seem so bad.

What did you do, read her some Agatha Christie?

 

Hey slowpoke, I edited my post long before you replied.

 

Sorry mate, you sure didn't. Otherwise how'd I've known?

 

Ok, in that case you misquoted me!

 

Yeah, it wasn't pleasant.

 

So when you screamed for more you were kidding?

 

What appears to have happened is, you got so excited at the idea of sleeping with my girlfriend, your fingers spasmed and froze and you made a typo that made a bad incident, sound like a rather benign incident, and I took that opportunity to have a laugh.

I really can't blame you. She's a fox

 

Oh yeah, she sure is.
And she has great stamina.

 

In comparison to what, your right wrist?

 

Compared to your mom.

 

If you'd like my comeback, you're going to have to scrape it off your mother's teeth.

 

I don't get it. The witfest ends here.

 

When were you being witty?

 

Go back and read my comebacks carefully. They are some of the wittiest things you'll ever see around here.