Just laying in bed having random thoughts. Like...if orange is called orange why is penis not called Mew.
Stoner 1: "Dude, we just smoked that whole bowl and Dude, my mind is Penised" Stoner 2: "Haha, Dude, man, that means your a Dickhead" Stoner 1: "Want some Doritos?"
I think we should call butt-sex Pythagoras, because then I bet it would be way easier to talk chicks into it