lawn movers were invented to prevent the spread of syphillus

sheep were the first lawnmowers and men used to fuck sheep from which they got syphillus and so lawnmowers were invented to prevent men from getting syphillus

 

Seems reasonable.

 

Chief, you make less sense with every post you make....

 

Actually, he is making more sense now than ever.

 

Remember that movie with Gene Wilder...Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask....where he falls in love with Daisy?? I love it! I also liked the part where Woody Allen is the sperm about to go out...they're all preparing to go, and there's this black guy walking around like, "why am I here?" because the dude was white... it was funny. Or maybe it wasn't, and I'm just a dumb bitch.


Discuss it amongst yourselves...

 

Yikes!!!!!!!!!!! It is true.

Wait until I challenge my fellow about this one.... kolt or no kilt we are going to talk now for sure.....lol


I am not really good at bahhhhhhhhhh

 

and then the people who started using the lawn mowers took on the mindset of sheep and then they started voting republican

 

Hehe...Republican rhymes with stupid.

 

That is a very reasonable assumption. but if you try to fuck your lawnmower, you will get something way worse than syphilus, youll get castrated.