lawn movers were invented to prevent the spread of syphillus

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by ChiefCowpie, May 19, 2004.

  1. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

    sheep were the first lawnmowers and men used to fuck sheep from which they got syphillus and so lawnmowers were invented to prevent men from getting syphillus
  2. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

    Seems reasonable.
  3. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

    Chief, you make less sense with every post you make.... :confused:
  4. Actually, he is making more sense now than ever.
  5. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    Remember that movie with Gene Wilder...Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask....where he falls in love with Daisy?? I love it! I also liked the part where Woody Allen is the sperm about to go out...they're all preparing to go, and there's this black guy walking around like, "why am I here?" because the dude was white... it was funny. Or maybe it wasn't, and I'm just a dumb bitch.

    Discuss it amongst yourselves...
  6. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

    Yikes!!!!!!!!!!! It is true.

    Wait until I challenge my fellow about this one.... kolt or no kilt we are going to talk now for

    I am not really good at bahhhhhhhhhh ;)
  7. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

    and then the people who started using the lawn mowers took on the mindset of sheep and then they started voting republican
  8. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    Hehe...Republican rhymes with stupid. :eek:
  9. Children of Bodom

    Children of Bodom Senior Member

    That is a very reasonable assumption. but if you try to fuck your lawnmower, you will get something way worse than syphilus, youll get castrated.

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