Laughing my ass off....

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by interval_illusion, May 13, 2004.

  1. crummyrummy

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    apple cider mixed with equal parts vinegar.....when I was 15 or so I had to take a pee test for my Probation officer... I drank like a pint of that stuff......ick!!!! It might be good in moderation, but I cant get myself to ever try it again.



    PS, it doesnt work, so dont go trying it for your next pee test.
     
  2. interval_illusion

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    Well, luckily I've reached the point where I am no longer on probation.

    I don't ever plan on going through that hell again.

    It's good to be outta the system.
     
  3. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    I can't bear apple cider vinegar because last summer my brother made Ayahuasca (sp?) with it and so I had to smell vinegar non-stop for 4 days. It made me sick.
     
  4. seamonster66

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    Trish, Chrisitne, last time I checked you were both Americans and you know what that means...you deserve anything that comes you way because of your role in the Iraq war.
     
  5. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    Of course! How could I have forgotten that?
     
  6. interval_illusion

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    Damn it! So THAT'S why Mari is attacking us. Okay, I guess we deserve it.

    Thanks for putting us in our place, Gary.
     
  7. seamonster66

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    No problem, let me know if you would like for me to come kill you and all your friends and family prior to killing myself as part of an overall effort to cleanse the world of evil Americans.
     
  8. crummyrummy

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    Off with their heads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  9. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    After I took my World Religions final this morning, I killed everyone in the class except the teacher. I told him I would spare his life if he gave me an A, but since he is an American too, I am going to kill him after he gives me the A.
     
  10. crummyrummy

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    hey...I know a couple Americans I could live without!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  11. interval_illusion

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    I just killed my cats because they are American.

    I really miss them already but I figure they deserved it.
     
  12. seamonster66

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    Thats' the perfect kind of killing for one American to perform on another, get what you want first THEN execute them.
     
  13. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    Exactly Gary, I am going to get my reward first. Could it be done any other way? I am after all, an american.
     
  14. crummyrummy

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    you know, if you gather up the blood, you can go to PEP boys and trade it for oil.
     
  15. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    I can? Damn, I hope that no one has cleaned it all up yet.
     
  16. seamonster66

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    No blood for oil CrummyRummy.

    And fuck you for allowing your tax money to be automatically taken from your pay and used to fund the military ;)

    (*you, you, American!)
     
  17. crummyrummy

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    no blood for oil? what the fuck am I gonna do with these buckets and buckets of blood I have been collecting?
     
  18. seamonster66

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    You should drink them like every other blue blooded American.


    I hopeI can import some drinking blood from one of our war zones or another, of course i prefer it to be blood of another American, but i will settle for one of the other countries in the world that I think we are better than..
     
  19. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    Hey, you're an american too you flat field boy. So I'll be coming after you next.
     
  20. seamonster66

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    ...and I would let you kill me, I deserve it for being American. I would just hope another American would drink the blood instead of one of the inferior countries weaseling it away.
     

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