last post is the winner

I'll Have You Know.......I Turned Straight....(now bat for the other team)......After seeing Your Photo In Your Personal Files............But For Gods Sake Woman.........There Is Only You And Me On This Island.............And We Have Nine Kids.........(and one on the way).........If I Haven't **Done The Deed**....Then Who Has....??????



Yours.......Whilst Casting Suspicion On Every Species Of Male Animal On This Island........(in particular... a monkey with a very big smirk on his face..and a crop of blonde hair).......???

Glen.

 

win

 

and one more for safety lol even tho i feel i might loose.

 

you? lose? impossible unless i post and win again and guess what..

arty:


and glenglen.. stop sleeping with the dolphins.. i know that they call is a blow hole.. but come on!

I WIN!

 

Somehow I Don't Think So......Caaauuusse Whilst You Were "Off Line" And Sleeping Under The Shade Of A Palm Tree......Guess What "Sweetness"..????

I Chained You To That Very Same Tree.........

WINNERS ARE GRINNERS...

Your Caring Husband...

Glen...

 

psst.. your next post is post 420...


and i win!






































arty:

 

Hey....WaitUp....When I Last Saw You.....You Were Chained To A Tree....!!!

Let Me Just Sneak A Lucky Guess In Here...........You Have A Cellphone Hidden

Down The Front Of Your Hot Pink G-String...Right...??????...And All This Time I Thought It Was The Natural Formation Of Your...( )..



Yours.......Seeing This Not As Defeat....But As A Challenge To Be Even More Cunning Than "Da Boogs" Could Possibly Be Capable Of.....

Glen.

 

I win again......

 

I Thought I Made It Quite Clear At 10-48am...."I HAD WON".....Judges Decision Was Final........Photos Have Already Been Taken For The Local And Worldwide Press....And Then You Come Along...........Huuuumph........I Feel The Need To Sulk.......If You Need Me I'll Be Curled Up In The "Foetal Position.....In The Corner......Sobbing Openly...



Yours.......Whilst Trying To Muster The Dignity To Post Another Time.....

Glen.

 

winner

 

hold on one cotton pickin' minuter here...




i win!


arty:

 

You can't win, men always come first.

 

burnnnn

 

ooooooooooooooooooooooh snap!

look at that other thread... they closed it at 1,038... i'm gonna win!! WIN!! WIN!! I SAY!!

like i just did.. arty:

 

nope sorry

 

sorry for what?

arty:

 

Hi Boogs.....One Of Our Nine Blonde Haired Sons.......Is In A Spot Of Bother On The Other Side Of The Island........Be A Good Wife........And Pedal Your Trusty Bike Over There To Pick Him Up.....I'll Stay Here And Watch The Puuuuter....



Your...Caring Better-Half.....

Glen.

P.S...No Hurry..

 

ain't you just as sweet as sweet can be.. to babysit the puter whi... WAIT A MINUTE!!


i win!

arty:

 

Oh Dear...My Champagne Glass Appears To Be Empty.!!......Boogs.....My...Sweetness.....Sugerplum.....Snookems.....ChubbyCheeks.......Would You Do "Your Man" A Big Favour.......And Pop Down To Our 40ft Shipping Container Full Of French Champagne.....And Top Up My Glass.....



Yours.......With A Big "Air Kiss"....And Just A Hint Of Evil In His Eye.......


Your Devoted Husband.....

Glen.

 

Game over