Last night when I was taking a walk I had a thought

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Peanuts, Jun 6, 2006.

  1. Peanuts

    Peanuts Nutz

    With as many birds there are flying around I'm very surprised I haven't been shit on. (yet)

    That was my thought.
  2. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

    I have been shit on. Right on the head.....bullseye :D
  3. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

    I've Had Near Misses...

    And Have Seen People Being Pooped on...Well...One Time at School...

    A Pigeon Pooped on Some Boys Head...Hehe...
  4. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

    Every stinking time I park my van out in my drive, it gets bombed with bird crap. Nasty! So if I don't want to ride in a crap mobile, I have to pull it into the garage every single time or else it gets decorated with bird fesces, and I don't particularly care for that look. :p
  5. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    Truth is, if you get hit by bird shit, the bird was aiming... ever by chance see the whole thing unfold to someone else? well im telling you, they aim...
  6. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

    I think it's funny that they can fly and shit at the same time....

  7. Oz!

    Oz! Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    I'm just glad elephants don't have wings......
  8. somedude

    somedude Member

    When I was in Costa Rica, my wife and I were walking this mountain road and saw a tucan looking bird. So we watched it for a while. It was perched over the road. We only saw it shit once, and that was when the only car we saw for an hour or so drove right under it. So they definitely aim, and apparently hold their shits until there is a target.
  9. LK1

    LK1 Member

    Ive been shit on so many times ive lost count... But being shat on the head is good luck (apparently)...
    Shat on by birds that is
  10. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

    Me too, more than once.. I live on the beach practically and there are gazillion times more seagulls here than there are people. Sooo gross and oh so hilarious. :D
  11. 121

    121 Senior Member

    A bird shat on my head when I was in a kid. I think it had eaten lots of berries first cause the poo was purple :(
  12. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    i almost got hit by a duck that had been knocked out of the sky by a hawk...okay, it wasn't me, it was dave. but it was cool. my nearest bird encounters are the dove the followed me around for days, the hawk that circled my head for days, and hummingbirds that regularly attack my colorful head.

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