Last night when I was taking a walk I had a thought

With as many birds there are flying around I'm very surprised I haven't been shit on. (yet)

That was my thought.

 

I have been shit on. Right on the head.....bullseye

 

I've Had Near Misses...

And Have Seen People Being Pooped on...Well...One Time at School...

A Pigeon Pooped on Some Boys Head...Hehe...

 

Every stinking time I park my van out in my drive, it gets bombed with bird crap. Nasty! So if I don't want to ride in a crap mobile, I have to pull it into the garage every single time or else it gets decorated with bird fesces, and I don't particularly care for that look.

 

Truth is, if you get hit by bird shit, the bird was aiming... ever by chance see the whole thing unfold to someone else? well im telling you, they aim...

 

I think it's funny that they can fly and shit at the same time....

 

I'm just glad elephants don't have wings......

 

When I was in Costa Rica, my wife and I were walking this mountain road and saw a tucan looking bird. So we watched it for a while. It was perched over the road. We only saw it shit once, and that was when the only car we saw for an hour or so drove right under it. So they definitely aim, and apparently hold their shits until there is a target.

 

Ive been shit on so many times ive lost count... But being shat on the head is good luck (apparently)...
Shat on by birds that is

 

Me too, more than once.. I live on the beach practically and there are gazillion times more seagulls here than there are people. Sooo gross and oh so hilarious.

 

A bird shat on my head when I was in a kid. I think it had eaten lots of berries first cause the poo was purple

 

i almost got hit by a duck that had been knocked out of the sky by a hawk...okay, it wasn't me, it was dave. but it was cool. my nearest bird encounters are the dove the followed me around for days, the hawk that circled my head for days, and hummingbirds that regularly attack my colorful head.