In has been months since I had a house with no kids and just my wife and I were together alone!! So, she went off to work and I got to stay home and play warm up for later in the evening. I first started with a pyrex dildo and got good and lubed up and inserted my butt plug! Did I say it has been a while. Into the show, plug and all, after 3 or 4 near climax moments. Showered, shaved all over, twice to be super clean. In the shower I brought myself to almost climax 3 more times. Removed the butt plug, cleaned up, and oiled up. Almost came 2 more times. Wifey came home and immediately fell asleep. Ok. Still no kids today. Brought myself to near climax twice all ready.. I am hoping for a special lunch or I think I am going to explode.....
Gosh, yes that's tough....! I've been in the same sort of position, where I have prepped extensively on the basis that my wife and I are *certainly* up for it tonight - only to find my wife has other ideas....!
This rings a bell. Part of my Prepping is taking a viagra capsule, Raging Hardon "not tonight hon" Solo handjob while she sleeps aahhhhh.