Last night my girlfriend did something scary in bed

She had a dream wherein I died of a heart attack in our apartment and she left me laying on the floor for days because she didn't want to let go. And she made a bunch of phone calls to our family saying that she had always warned me against my comsumption of beer and chorizo. And the cat just walked around my body as it just layed there and got old and smelly.

It made me paranoid today. Specially cause she kept bringing it up.

And you thought this was going to be a dirty thread.. Tsk, tsk..

 

That shit would probably make me be paranoid that she was gonna kill me cuz I drove her crazy lol

 

Yikes, what a dream to be told about.....I would think someone had a crsytal ballmaybe and not want to move from one spot for days...lol

 

If she brings you a beer and offers you chorizo in the near future it might be prudent to politely decline.

 

My wife had a dream that I broke up with her a few days ago, and woke up upset with me.

Not like, actually upset, but the left-over from a dream kind of upset where you feel upset but also feel stupid for feeling upset.

 

Haha, yup, know how that feels!

 

I knew this wasn't gonna be like a one poster's thread but was hoping for a little bit of dirty, hahaha J/K

I have weird dreams like that all the time, about losing someone, losing my business,,, it's worry in the back of the mind I think.

 

was she able to say "he died of chorizo" with a straight face when she made the phone calls to your family?..

 

She woke up bothered like eggs said. And was like, "You should take better care of yourself ya dillhole." And I said something to the effect of, "I do! I am! I try... Lol"

Then a couple times throughout the day she was real quiet and I asked what was up and she'd say, "Nothin. Just thinkin about that terrible dream."

Then we ate tacos for dinner and the meat/cheese combo made me paranoid. Lol

 

I have a real hard time not eating/eating less meat. I know it's bad for you and that a reduced/meat free diet is better. But it's so hard for me to give up.

I am health conscious to a moderate degree. Not as much as I used to be. I'm trying to eat more lentils, fish, and beans again.

I think that, and the fact that I read part of Jurassic Park to her before bed probaby caused the dream.

 

Actually no, I didn't.

 

I like jokes...

 

I don't think there is anyone in the world who doesn't like jokes.
American sitcoms usually don't have any though.

 

Good thing I don't have television.

 

shit I really really like beer and chorizo

 

I did send her to bed quite satisfied.

But I can't. It's my kryptonite... Besides, knowing my lady, she'd just go for the ol' cast iron skillet upside the head.