Last Night I Did The Unthinkable

Around 9:30 PM on the night of November the 17th, 2015.... I shit in a public restroom. It was one of the most horrifying experiences of my entire life. I had no choice though, the chili cheese fries from Charleys were not agreeing with my stomach at all. I started sweating, getting dizzy etc... so i made my way to the bathroom only to open the door and be greeted by a stench that satan himself would be repulsed by. I had to cover my nose with my dress shirt. It was absolutely disusting. Shit all over the toilet seat, piss on the floor, some kind of waxy toilet paper. ughh. It was a fucking nightmare. I wonder if I can get my own private bathroom installed at work that only i have access to. I'm honestly scared to eat now in fear that this might occur again. The rotten stench alone kept me up tonight, thats why I'm writing this at 5:20 in the fucken morning.

 

Request your company put this in all restrooms forthwith!

 

pffftttt, yea, youll have to translate it to Vietnamese or some shit

 

Hello,

now you have gone the big step from being a boy to being a man . Well, I feel your pain.

Regards
Gyro

 

next time try and sneak in the women's restroom for a tampon so you can delay that nuclear meltdown for later

 

Why didn't you just shit your pants like you normally do?

 

This is deeply disturbing. Unfortuantely you are tainted for life, you can never obtain freshness, or any desirable quality again.

 

Yes, he may be rendered permanently unfuckable.

It could have been worse. Once, I had no choice but to use a state of Virginia rest stop. I don't think the average farm animal would be willing to go in there. I was tempted to steal a roll of toilet paper and use the woods behind the building.

 

If you have already thought about it, how is it unthinkable?

If it was unthinkable you wouldnt thought to go into the restroom, you would have just shit your pants

Since you usually do that, then its really; Last night I did the thinkable

 

arent you near a beach?

next time just run to the beach like they do in india




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJgY2VSct0

 

You broke your no shitting in public streak. It's only been a few week, hasn't it?

 

Rollin'!... Dude!! If you die from the incoming infections and virusssies... I'm sooo sorry. But, can I have your stuff??? I don't want your Walkman or your parachute pants, which probably smell funky anyway... just your cool stuff.

 

Perhaps the answer is to stop eating chilli cheese fries and try something healthier for you and your gut?

 

Everybody poops

 

it is possible to find clean ones. you just need to use a little 'common' sense about where to expect not to.
and if you were where to expect not to, what were you doing there anyway?