Last dream you had

I dreamt spaceships kept flying round the M4 then on crashed and out came the cutest little pink sausage shaped aliens. They spoke english and used human objects but in a different way to how we do. i dreamt I sat round talking to them in the school library, I want one!

 

I woke up and thought yesterday was a dream, then I realised it actually happened

So I'm off out for a smoke.

 

:smilielol5:Ny what happens in your head!? I loved this one...sausage shaped aliens on the M4!

 

Fuck, your dreams are badass.. I dreamed that I was condemned to exdecution by hanging, they actually did it and I died then I woke up.
Shit sucked.

 

I cant even explain my last dream, it was too weird

 

I generally forget my dreams and if I remember something it's only a glimpse so they rarely make sense. Last weekend I slept drunk on a couch and woke up with the thought I gave a horse a right in the car. When I tried to remember more I thought I was driving on a countryroad until I saw my brother with a shetland pony on the roadside. I stopped and he asked me if I could bring it home. So the horse got in the passengerseat (don't ask me how it sat by the way) and drove off. After this recollection I came to the understanding where I was and that I had been dreaming. :cheers2:

 

my last dream was pure filth

 

My teacher gave me a piano.

 

I dreamt that I was looking at lots of Florida turtles in a lake in a park somewhere.

 

An alien was holding me hostage...only it just looked like a regular guy. But he told me he was an alien. He was vicious and looked like my ex. I managed to sneak a phonecall to my mum and I just whispered "aliens". Soon she was knocking on the door of the building I was in and I managed to escape when the "alien" went to answer.

We had a massive chase through the streets...I rushed through an alleyway and came to a street full of bungalows, so I knocked on one of the doors and explained I needed to hide there for a while. The old couple let me in, although the woman was really nasty. They fed me Custard Creams...then I heard the man on the phone saying "shes here". I thought for fucks sake, ran back out into the garden...and this gang of teenagers was there in a yellow sports car...they said "Maxi, get in!"...so I did

They said they were time travellers and they could take me anywhere to escape the aliens/people who said they were aliens! One of the girls had rats and mice all over her shoulders. We ended up in an old abandoned post office from the sixties...and broke into the vending machines and ate crisps with really old packaging

And that was it

 

I dreamt that I had a machine gun and was riding a motorbike through a country lane (unusual because I dont drive motorbikes - never have done) and I was trying to make sure some other people with me were keeping up. I couldnt work out if I was a terrorist or trying to catch terrorists but it was something like that. Then up ahead the road was blocked and we had a gunfight with some people but it was dark and I couldnt make out who they were.

and then my partner woke me up to tell me I had left the TV on so I never did find out but I was really really into that dream I felt soooo cool on that bike and with a machine gun

 

i had a wierd dream last night, i dreamt my old work place was now my school and we were havin a lesson with my old RS teacher and he brought in loads of animals like elephants and giraffes in costumes and painted and dancing, and i got all upset and told him it was cruel then stormed out of the class, the teachers then chased me into this secret corridor where i hid in a bathroom before running into the snow being chased by my old english teacher who caught me and handed me a cup of tea and told me not to cry......WIERD

 

So it wasn't unusual that you had a machine gun?

 

I went to someone's house and they had a cinema projector set up in their garage. I was dead impressed that they had a 35mm print of A Clockwork Orange threaded up. Then I noticed there were loads of massive poisonous snakes everywhere, they started surrounding me and I think I got bitten just as I woke up

 

Also, I remember noticing that the print was anamorphic, when everyone knows A Clockwork Orange used spherical lenses with a hard matte

 

We were driving along a road and there were all these crashed cars as if there'd been a massive accident, then I realised there were people in the cars, some of them injured or dead slumped over the wheel I realised the accident had only just happened, so I phoned for an ambulance, but the woman operator didn't seem to care much, put me on hold and then forwarded my call to some kind of automated system which was playing lots of cheesy christmas adverts

 

I dreamt I got kicked out of school

 

Harry Potter...

Enough Said.........

 

There was room full of babies on changing mats and I had to check them over and fill in forms about them, including checking their gender and seeing if they had nay bruises on them

 

I met all of you guys and you were all really lovely! It must have been my birhtday or something because you all brough pressies Ny brought me a pair of shoes, Jonby brought some tools and fixed my bike, and someone had bought me bath salts but I cant rememeber who that was. We all had some drinks, played on the Wii and razy won every game, then went out for a bike ride
That was a sweet dream

A few hours before I dreamt someone offered to pay off a chunk of our mortgage for sexual favours