Ladies, if you had magical abilities to create perfect man, than his penis size be...

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by crimsoncoke, Sep 16, 2013.

  1. crimsoncoke

    crimsoncoke Guest

    So sorry about two posts like this to start with but the previous one was really badly done.

    So the questions is ladies...if you had magical / godlike abilities to create your perfect man, this means, his height, facial features, hair colour, eye colour, nice butt, nit biceps all that.

    Along with that you can make him funny or serious, very emotional or stone cold and all that.

    Since he is your perfect man obviously he is going to be great in bed.

    However at the end of the day he is a man so he needs to have a penis between his legs. Since its all upto you, what penis size would you then want this perfect man to be...

    If you dont have a ruler in front of you, here are some every day items that could help you visualize:

    A credit card is about 9cm (~3.5 inches)
    iPhone is about 11-12 cm which is ~4.5 inches
    A can of coke is around 4.5-4.7 inches (12cm)
    the Galaxy s4 is about 13.5cm which is 5-5.5 inches.
    A iPad mini is 7.87 inches (~19cm)
    A A4 paper (standard letter) is 21cm (~just over 8 inches). THe short side of it, not the long one!
     
  2. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter

    Here We Go Again......:banghead:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  3. crimsoncoke

    crimsoncoke Guest

    I asked the other thread deleted. Sorry do not want to come across as a troll.

    Just trying to put an interesting spin to an old question.

    Sorry if I annoyed you
     
  4. Dafuq?
     
  5. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter


    Another Day, Another Noob Wonder...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
  6. crimsoncoke

    crimsoncoke Guest

    Sorry again its for reference. People ten to look at things an assume sizes!
     
  7. I LOLed at the footy, go with something familiar with - OK ladies, if you want to know what 22.5 cm feels like just reach in to your gym bag and pull out your limited edition NFL footy.

    And as for the credit card, they know how long one is....probably to 4 decimal places ;) Length, breadth, height, safe working temperature

    Sorry crimson for making fun, but the girls get sick of guys obsessing about their wangs
     
  8. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter


    Reference To What...:confused:

    People TEN...............:confused:

    Assume What...........:confused:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  9. crimsoncoke

    crimsoncoke Guest

    I mean i have seen discussions here where someone says that guy was 8 and someone else is like you dont have any idea on size and measurements.

    Everyone had seen an iphone or can of coke. This is just to put things in context. I had someone tell me they thought the iphone was 7 incnhes, when it is under 5
     
  10. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

    Furthermore, there are different units of measurement.
    These are REAL inches, and INTERNET inches.
    The latter unit is generally used when including measurements of the testes, as they are a load of bollocks.
     
  11. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    You forgot "a bucket 'a balls and a yard 'a dick."
     
  12. la Principessa

    la Principessa Old School HF Member

    I guess a good 7 inches would be nice. But I care more about the thickness.
     
  13. kairilove

    kairilove Member

    This entire concept is asinine but I have a few seconds I don't need so...

    The correct answer would be a an auto-adjusting penis the was capable lof reading my subconscious desires and modifying its proportions accordingly to exactly what I want at the time. Rip me in half monster cock and modest motion master all in one. Oh, and it would have an available secondary phallus for when I am in the mood for DP. :D
     
  14. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

    That's my idea for the perfect boob size. If you could just unscrew them and put on the size I want.
     
  15. kairilove

    kairilove Member

    Million dollar idea..... adjustable implants! Just pop a hose on the nipple and fill 'Em up on date night, vacuum pump to turn them to bee stings when you want to go for a run! It needs some kind or regulator though, would be terrible to have someone sucking on your nipple and get a flat boobie! :D
     
  16. monkjr

    monkjr Senior Member

    Your question in the thread's title suggests you were looking at size in every aspect...but the content of this thread suggests you were only looking at length.

    If you had really looked and read the most recent threads on this topic, you would've known that you asked an incomplete question here so you are probably getting ignored for 2 main reasons:

    1. The question of sizes has been asked more than 100 times here.

    2. Girth (circumference) is also a size measurement and you totally ignore it when other threads on the topic address it.
     
  17. RainyDayHype

    RainyDayHype flower power Lifetime Supporter

    I voted for the ipad mini
     
  18. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

    There is another way to measure the length of an erect penis - by using the fingers as a type of ruler instead.
     
  19. Quiet Storm

    Quiet Storm Member

    Men have no idea what a woman wants in regards to dick. smh.
     
  20. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

    So long as she has an orgasm or enjoys what he does to her - she be happy anyway ?
     

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