Know what I hate on UK TV.?

Got any Clarky Cat?

"What is this Clarky Can?"

No, Cat! Clarky Cat?

Got any Quack Candles?

What about Jessop, Jessop, Jessop?

"....An hour later Edmonds appeared at a top window with blood on his face, and threw what may have been a head on to the ground below.
It is not known what happened to the other guests, but Edmonds has now taken up position on his roof, with an armoury of precision weapons.
Less than half an hour ago he was seen firing a rocket launcher at a wedding party over a mile away. The estate is now surrounded, but police fear he may take to the air in a helicopter gunship, and start spreading his massacre over hundreds of miles."

 

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Starts February 11th, foax...