knock, knock

Hello Everyone,

I know have been a very deceptive person since I have been here but now that I think about it, it is more about me getting your attention. I have been a poster here for many years, as many names, I am mostly a playful person and honestly do love to mess with peoples heads, but hey, that is what hip forums is about right? having fun and showing your perspective on life and that is what I do, sometimes I tell little white lies just to make a fun thread, cause since I have been on the internet I have made a ton of threads. Hell, even with the LornaDoom name I have a lot of threads..you can go back to my forum here on hip forums and see all the threads I have made, some serious, some not so serious.
Lets start with a little about who I am as a person. I am white, 45 years of age, I am married with woman. I live in San Diego, California U.S.A. I have 2 daughters ages 20 and 17. Former Military
Ok, the reason for this thread..
I am a Jehovah Witness and I am now in the midst of all of you:sunny:

YAY for you..

I believe completely in the Bible and Jehovah as our only True god and Jesus and the angels..there is also Satan and the demons which are the angels that rebelled along with Satan..
Jehovah sent Jesus to earth to experience life as a human and give his life as a ransom for all. Jesus taught and gave a glimpse to us of what awaits us in the future in paradise earth. Jesus is alot like his father, tender and compassionate. Jesus also has the keys to Life and Death.

Ok, I know I am in for it, but ask any question you like about The Bible and I will do my best to answer.

I want you to notice some things in this thread and it may freak you out. but just take a breath and relax and breathe..breathing is good. but as I declare Bible truths it will mess with your sensabiblities as a human..

Also, watch, I will become even more hated then I already am. It is cool, I dont hate nobody and in fact love every one of you. I am not here to judge anyone, you do what you want, I do what I want..but since this is a Free Speech Forum there really should be no problem with me sharing bible truths. You are my friends right?:afro:


Also want to thank the moderators of this forum. You do a great job handling these hooligans. Also to Skip thanks..If you would of never created this forum, I would of never met my wife and she is the most precious thing I have in my life.

Thanks again, let the thread begin...

Here is our website:
www.jw.org

 

also, Satan hates me and wants this thread destroyed..so keep it alive is what I pray to Jehovah...

 

I've been trying to figure out who you really are since you joined. I have my theories still.

 

what I said in the above post is who I truly am

 

You don't seem to be very good at figuring people out!
Just sayin'

 

whats up Carlos? I remember you from the introductory thread..we were launching fireworks and stuff..

 

I mean what screen name I know you as.

We both know I know who you are. :toetap05:

 

I had a bunch of different ones..I dont think I was posting here when you were here Mama..I have always been a little deceptive about my identity..it is just a little game I play cause I can..I usually will keep a name till about 1000 posts and then discard it and start another.

 

Yeah, and now I've got the Crying Game song going through my head for some reason....

 

I'm pretty sure you don't...

 

you more than me..lol

 

Who's There?

It's time to play the game.

 

it is...

how are you today

 

I am doing great! How are you doing?

 

IF you knock on my door I will open it naked. Im gonna get an anarchy symbol scarred into my chest so its gonna be quite a sight!

 

I am doing pretty good. Already had a rice pudding..posting here, I am moving tommorrow so I need to get my van ready but I am being lazy

 

I will divert my eyes...would you still wanna talk to me?

 

Talk? no. this how I try to scare away all the Jehova`s witnesses that ring my doorbell.

 

do they get scared?

I doubt it, they just go to the next door smiling..but I am sure they have a hell of a story!

 

are you moving far?