Kinky Three Word Story part 3

And her pants

 

and she turned

 

To show off

 

the biggest and

 

absolutely weirdest looking

 

Massive pair of

 

outie belly buttons

 

this side of

 

Runcorn bridge

 

where Mallyboppa lives

 

with his mom

 

in masturbatory depression

 

cos his wife

 

was severely overweight

 

and never tried

 

To put her

 

lips round his

 

ear then whispered

 

not tonight honey

 

maybe next year