Kinky Three Word Story part 3

for santa claus

 

with a carrot

 

-shaped stun gun

 

set to max

 

so he could

 

make santa jump

 

out of his

 

big red suit

 

naked as a

 

overweight jamaican plumber

 

in the pool

 

at the ymca

 

waiting for Christmas

 

while being delusional

 

reading a dictionary

 

Looking up "sex"

 

on google and

 

making sure he

 

knows how to

 

suck her till