Kill Fuck Marry

Well, you said you'd fuck it so you just have to deal with the consequences of your decisions hahaha. And you almost have 1000 posts!

 

Hahaha you guys are crazy :biggrin: Um, okay:

Abe Lincoln.




Betty White






An old redneck dude.

 

i'd fuck betty white
kill the old redneck dude
and marry ale lincoln

duke nukem




condoleeza rice




george lopez

 

Fuck Condi, kill lopez, marry duke nukem

MmmmMMmm fucking Condi... Mmmm
DOG


Francine from Arthur


Or this guy

 

WOW. Sorry that picture is so huge

 

Stella Sadly i have no picture of you..... N i cant figure out how to steal the one of your boobs from the other forums.



since their a group its totally okay to marry them all right?

 

i'd fuck the bean can dude
kill dog
and marry francine


tim taylor


steve from blues clues


sabrina the teenage witch

 

Fuck Sabrina, marry Tim, kill Steve

Jesus Christ


Joan of Arc


I was going to make the third person Terry Schiavo...I guess I have more of a heart than I thought, because I can't.

So, the third person is this fat bitch:

 

kill fat bitch.. fuck jesus.. marry joan...

This crack whore


Tubgirl


Transexual takin a shit

 

AhHH! WHAT THE FUCK ERIC!!!

I WOULD KILL THEM ALL!!! AHHH!!!

 

lets just start over with a new trio, shall we??

 

kill bob saget, fuck john stamos
and uhh i guess i would marry the picture that isn't there.
or i can't see it or something

Al Borland


Hasselhoff

Pete Doherty

 

the other picture was uncle joey from full house.
id kill pete fuck the hoff and marry al

 

That's a tough one.

I think Id marry matthew broderick because he's so damn cute
Fuck the shit out of Mia Sara
And kill Cameron (even though I love him)

Natalie


Angie


Kate

 

marry natalie portman cuz once we got married we'd fuck anyways
fuck angelina cuz i dont have the guts to kill someone everyone is in love with
and i guess that leaves poor kate to be killed

 

kill kate.. fuck natalie.. marry angie...

Sharapova


Angela Gossow


Bettie Page

 

Oh god, fuck the shit out of Bettie Page and marry her (as long as we are talking about her in the day, not old lady bettie page)
And kill the other two bitches.
AC

ZACK

SCREECH

 

mmm fuck ac (mario lopez :drool5
marry zach
and kill screech


LOLZ

 

Have to go with
Fuck the green one, she looks a bit spicy
Marry the red one, she looks to be the brightest of the bunch
Kill the blue one I suppose

JFK

Bobby

jackie

 

oh my bad dude, pretend i didn't edit it and mario luigi and peach can be in this one...

but i'd marry bobby fuck jfk and kill jackie