Keeping warm

Discussion in 'Humor' started by feral, Apr 20, 2007.

  1. feral

    feral Member

    An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day.

    The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."

    The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up."

    The daughter did and her hands warmed up.

    The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold."

    The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up."

    He did and it warmed his hands.

    The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold."

    The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up."

    He did and it warmed his nose.

    The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."..........

    The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother and she says to her, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"

    Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they!!!?"
     
  2. dreadhead90

    dreadhead90 Member

    HAHAHAHA!!![​IMG]that one was great! :)
     
  3. killodin

    killodin Member

    haha, funny!
     
  4. Hope_B

    Hope_B Member

    hahahaha !!! i dodn't see that coming :D
     
  5. jamphan-56

    jamphan-56 Member

    Good one mate! :D
     

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