Keep this thread going!

k, you check your kitchen and I'll check mine. if we find him... we'll cook him and eat him.

 

Mmmmmmmmmm, bird stew

well, he isn't sneaking around here...hopefully you catch him

 

He tricked me. I checked the kitchen, but saw nothing. Then I remembered the fridge and freezer in the garage. Bastard was on his way out the garage door by the time I got there.

 

Stay alert everybody, bird is out food snatching.

 

ah fuck...

time to get the rifle out...

we'll shoot that bird down

 

its time to go on a beer run....sadly enough

 

can you pick up some for me?

 

if I ever make it out of my chair....

 

well, i dont' need it right away, but it would be nice to have some later on

 

oh yeah, shit. I was supposed to pick you up beer.....sorry. I totally forgot. *opens another one*

 

can i atleast have 1...i just woke up

 

only if you pull it out of my ass.....I put it there to warm it up

 

only if i can use my mouth

 

your mouth is the only way you are allowed to go near my ass

 

waffle.

 

you can pour waffle batter in my rectal cavity, if you like....

 

i can't use my toes?

 

you could, but it just wouldn't be the same...

 

i was gonna use them to play with you dingleberries after i got the beer

 

where did bird go?