Keep this thread going!

I said sorry.

 

lol it's not like I have a deep emotional stock in the matter

 

Im going to steer this thread into some sort of direction and suggest we play 'I spy'. It always works in the car

I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'P'

 

Post?

 

hahahaha yes you clever thing you. Hahahaha

 

So bird wants us to keep the thread alive, is there any way we can kill it?

uh, its a bit lonely at night time on random thoughts, damn time zones. Thank goodness for you guys

 

what did i win!!

 

its not over yet

 

Bird's been in the toilet for a long time.....

 

Maybe he fell in!

 

maybe he's got something stuck

 

He probably fell asleep.

 

wouldn't the smell eventually wake him up?

 

not as quickly as he'd wake up when his legs go numb and he falls off.... but then again maybe he hit his head on the tub and is not unconcious bleeding to death....

 

maybe he was shaving and cut his throat by accident and it wont' stop bleeding

 

or maybe he's online, posing to be offline watching to see what possibilities we come up with for why he's not back yet. it's a conspiracy. Damn him.

 

yar, or maybe he's really not in the bathroom, but in the kitchen eating all the food

 

maybe he was masturbating with a plastic bag over his head and got off only to discover that he was out of oxygen....

 

Perhaps he's getting into our kitchens whilst we are distracted with this thread. I told that fucker to stay out of my fridge.

 

he's gonna get all my beer...wait, i don't have beer in my fridge (fucking school) i have OJ though, he better not take that