kayla

*wimpers* ok.....

 

haha, Im gonna use one of those huge foam hands haha then im gonna use the pointer finger on the foam hand to tickle your anus haha sorry couldnt resist...

 

well I do have a sexy anus.....

 

haha I bet you do..thats why i fancy it so...

 

HEY you aged!!!!! when did that happen?

 

I aged? hahah what

 

I remembered you at 24...I appear to have not been paying attention for a few months....

 

haha, i had a birthday in october haha its okay, i am slow too

 

hmmm, maybe thats why I can usually keep up with you.....

 

hehe probably..
Cheers to us slowmos..

 

whoohoo, apple jacks and fruity pebbles for everybody!!!!!!

 

kayla, my sweet little carpet fiber of lust, let me buy you a root beer
and a biscotti and we can talk about sweet nothings into the afternoon from the balcony of my terrace while you pet my doves and pluck dates from the miniature tree.
And then we can frollic on my beautiful brass bed....

*this is my brain on sudafed and nyquil*

 

hahaha you should write hallmark cards
carpet fiber, pet your doves..hahah thats great

 

amazingly those weren't even euphamisms..
.mosty just the nyquil.

cos you know.. having the plague is so sexy and all.

is it true that ron jeremy can lift it up on command?

 

haha oh but it is

lets see, the last time Ron called me I believe that wasnt in our discussion
haha, I have no idea if he can or not..

 

yay my favorite food

 

Ah!! THE Novarys is in here! *swoon*
*breaks out the pudding and the candles*

 

mmm, gotta love the pudding. i am rather hungry

 

Can I spoon feed you pudding on a barber's chair and pump you up while you feed me twinkies and green licorice strings?

 

hahaha nothin says lovin like puddin