Kate Hudson's ass

i'd roll around on it first, then motorboat it.

 

I could spend hours just kneading it like bread dough.

 

I'd run away from it fearing for my life.

Im terrified of Serena's ass. Seriously.

 

I find it oddly mezmorizing

 

i'd make a mold of it and hang it on my wall.

then i'd march it over to my plastic surgeon's and say "THIS."

 

hahahha

 

Id make a cuban sandwich, and put it between her cheeks to melt the butter into the bread before eating it.

 

i'd sleep on it at night, with my hands between the cheeks to keep them warm.

 

I'm scared of huge asses like that and not only it's huge, she also has this super athletic body. Women with bodies like that scare me too. I mean Jessica Biel has kind of an athletic body too, but I find her more soft and feminine looking. It's silly of me to be comparing an actress and a tennis player.

Whenever I see Serena's butt I think she's gonna attack me with it and sit on me and crush me to death. It looks like a deadly weapon. I'm sure some people find this paragraph sexy, but I just find it scary. Seriously, Im not even trying to be funny.

 

*ponders the mental image*

 

Haha

 

Jessica Biels ass is bigger and sexier than Serena Williams.I don't find Serenas ass that sexy.

 

man i'm not a big fan of ham, but a cuban sandwich sounds pretty good

 

Sexier yes, bigger no.

Well I guess in comparison to the rest of her body, maybe.

 

Exactly in comparison to the rest of her figure Jessicas ass just more curvy therefore much sexier.Hard to explain.lol

 

Rosie Huntington
maybe the best ass ever

 

^maybe the flattest most nondescript ass in the world

 

i like small butts

 

i guess so! i'm confused as to how she can keep her draws up

 

don`t know, its small but it definitely doesnt look flat to me. its a cute, small juicy butt id love to spank