Justin Bieber Can Go Suck A Big Smelly Fungus Coverd Dick!!!

Discussion in 'Music' started by MayQueen~420~, Jul 28, 2010.

  1. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    needs to be a silver bullet, apparently.
     
  2. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Ahh, yea...that's what I meant :leaving: :eggnog:
     
  3. MayQueen~420~

    MayQueen~420~ ♫♪♫♪

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAAg6ePGZUE&feature=popt18us02"]YouTube- Justin Bieber almost gets trampled-Glendale AZ July 25, 2010

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0g7LcCZ7KE"]YouTube- Guinea Pig Squeaking - he's missing his mom

    like omgz.z. srsly wtf.. :p
     
  5. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    He's like 16 and 3ft tall

    Pick on someone your own size
     
  6. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Really? If you take 3 guitar lessons you can play every Nirvana song better than they did. I didn't realise lyrics like :
    "A Mulatto, An Albino
    A Mosquito, My Libido"
    were great lyrics.

    The fact that he had to hire a second guitarist because "I can't string together 3 chords an mumble incoherantly at the same time." Then you have the fans deifying him because he coincedentally shot himself at 27 like so many other rock stars.

    Don't even get me started on the medias role in raising that talentless hack to higher and higher plateaus of unearned greatness. All he really did was castrated punk. The one line uttered by the press and repeated ad nauseum about Cobain that pisses me off the most is "Kurt Cobain was a close as this generation is going to get to a John Lennon." I can just picture John Lennon walking into a Beatles rehearsal in 1962 going "Hey Paul, I got a new tune it's called 'Rape Me'. It's got a catchy lyric about licking open sores. We should really do this it's got hit written all over it." Fucking twat.

    In the wise words of the Stranglers "Everybody Loves You When you're Dead." The fact of the matter is that every hour of every day another junkie ends his own life. This one we are still talking about 15 years later. Chances are that if Cobain didn't have those cute puppydog blue eyes, that hair that wouldn't stay in the right place (kind of sounds like Justin Beiber) you wouldn't ever have heard of him. He got noticed because he had a look that you could sell to 14 year old white girls in the midwest that keep the music business afloat. The fact of the matter is that if Cobain lived out his life and died a natural death we would be on this forum going "You rememeber Nirvana?" "Yeah what ever happened to them."

    Peace Out,
    Rev J
     
  7. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I can't disagree with you. Though John Lennon was just as much of a product as Kurt was. Perhaps just made from different hands. The media and the fans create these people, not those people themselves.
     
  8. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I'm not picking on him, he's not even around to notice. I just agree that he Can Go Suck A Big Smelly Fungus Covered Dick.
     
  9. Yergl

    Yergl Member

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    I see two fads. One is loving Justin Bieber. The other is hating Justin Bieber. Both are equally cool, hip, edgy, whatever. But enough about Justin. Where can I get that FREAKING ADORABLE GUINEA PIG?! I have to have it.
     
  10. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    You are going to have a slight problem with that. I do believe that it belongs to Justin and he holds all rights to it. ;)
     
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    fail kid 1:06.. haha,, and bare knees too.. oh my.. :p

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  12. PAX-MAN

    PAX-MAN Just A Old Hippy

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    I think every generation has to have singing artists who attracts young girls. Back when I was growing up there was this group Dino Desi and
    Billy They were the heartthrobs of all young girls. And in time, they passed.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrkQuSCaOaU&feature=related"]YouTube- Dino,Desi &Billy*Since You Broke My Heart

    PAX
     
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2-qA8y4Nh8"]YouTube- Marcia Brady and Davy Jones Brady Bunch
     
  14. ChrisFromScotland

    ChrisFromScotland Lang may yer lum reek

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    hahaha, the title of this thread is hillarious, good work MayQueen lol
     
  15. Yergl

    Yergl Member

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    Curse that Christmas elf. :(
     
  16. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    The worst part about Justin Bieber is how much I have to hear about how much he sucks.

    It's like the comments on every metal video I watch on youtube are full of nothing but hating on Justin Bieber.
     
  17. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Now that I think about it the title of this thread is giving him too much credit.
     
  18. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVLmC8Motfg"]YouTube- ‪The Justin Bieber Show‬‎
     
  19. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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  20. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    did you even watch it? i'm sure it's a joke.
     

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