Justice Is Best Served Cold

Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater.

 

Like your name... suits lol

 

Hehehe

 

You might be pronouncing the word justice wrong

 

Yes, I think they must have meant 'juice'

 

oh... I get it now!

 

I'm slow but i eventually got it.

 

Lady Justice may be legally blind, but she never forgot how to count all her change! And point all her guns at anyone throwing rotten tomatoes!

 

what about a gun, that shoots rotten tomatos?

 

The NSA routinely scans 1/3 of the country's emails, and has at least one camera that I know of in orbit that can read every gum wrapper on Manhattan simultaneously from a single photograph. They are working very hard on cellphone sized devices that can look through your cloths from across the street, and shoe box sized devices that look through walls. All of which can be mounted on their newest drones, with the bat drones almost being indistinguishable from the real thing in the dark. As far as they are concerned, unless rotten tomatoes make money and weapons, they are to be suppressed at all costs. Justice is having your cake and eating it too.

 

Yeah we can't do anything anymore hey lol. Ah well I don't do anything wrong so I got nothing to worry about.

 

Nothing to be ashamed of about being replaced with cheap automation!~

First they came for the little guys, and the small towns and farms vanished off the face of the map. Then they gerrymandered the vote to death, suspended our constitutional rights indefinitely, and put the entire country in debt for 20 trillion dollars with blue smoke and mirrors. Neo-Nazi Barbie and Ken are going virtual reality!~

 

Oh 100% I already know computers are smarter than me and I don't care.

 

The NSA and Pentagon are coming to the same conclusion.

And its one, two, three what are we fighting for? Don't ask me I don't give a damned! Next stop is Wall Street baby!

 

Oh dude the pentagon itself is a computer using electrical currents from the earth to charge itself.

I just made that up. Would you like to run with it with me?

 

I shook the hand of Stormin' Norman himself in the Crystal City underground. You are what we call "cannon fodder", the first guys you throw out there to see where the bullets are coming from.

 

What were you doing there then?

 

My father helped put up some of the first gps satellites and was allowed to bring me to work to watch one be launched.

 

So your dad was also cannon fodder?