just found a kitty

I just open the door to Osiris and he stayed out side to only ran off to a field. I called for it but didnt come on back......hopefully this wasnt a one time thing...

 

my kids named our family cat otie... i tried to change their minds to garfield but they were set on otie... why, i have know idea...so now we have a doobie and an otie... dont steal those... even though im sure i stole doobie in way form or another

 

I'm a Bob Barker! Now that you have a cat, you should check to see if it has been spayed or neutered. If not, take the time and spend the money. It will be well worth it. But that's just my two cents worth.

PAX

 

When you have a new animal and must name it, there are four things you can do.

1. You can attempt to give your new pet a "cool" name. Usually this fails, because cats and dogs aren't really that cool. They are kind of dumb. Statistics indicate that you aren't cool either (no offense, no one is actually cool deep down). So if you end up naming your cat something like "Osiris", realize that one day you may have to stand in the middle of the road in your boxers, yelling "Osiris!! Here kitty kitty kitty! Come here Osiris, where are you?"

2. You can name your new pet something "cute". Seeing as how you are a guy, I just wouldn't recommend this. I'm not sure how you feel about having a cat named Tootsie or Frito, but I think it would be kind of gay, especially if you are single. Having a cat named Frito is very indicative of a virgin. Trust me, you do not want to have a girl come over and have to explain to her that your cat's name is Frito. This is another situation where you don't want to be in the road calling your animal.

3. You can give your new pet a human name. This is my personal choice. In this scenario, when you call your pet, you are almost forced to do so as an equal. Having a cat named "Jeff" forces you to think of it by a name that is usually only reserved for humans, and kind of destroys the whole "pet" thing, which is funny in my opinion. You also have the added benefit of the humor that story-telling will provide, since people would not immediately know you are talking about an animal. For example - "Jeff scarfed down all his food and puked on the kitchen floor again, I'm so sick of cleaning up after him" or "Every time Jeff goes in the litter box, he kicks litter all over the place".
Also, if one day you do end up having to stand in the road hollering for your pet, it will be kind of hilarious to call out a human name when your neighbors won't understand what is going on. "JEEEEEFFFFF!"

4. You could go the way of the silent monk, and not name your pet at all. You could also drop your name as well, and constantly change how you are defined based off fleeing sensations and thoughts. Your cat and yourself will sit in the living room, staring at each other, without literary boundaries and expressionless, two wise bhikkhus harmoniously enjoying the late afternoon firmament hanging there after you are through with another day, kitty litter and beer caps, mats on the floor, and transient, nameless cats.

 

I want kittens......also I think spaying/ neuturing is some what evil but I understand why people do it.

 

am liking number three.... Jeff....

 

If you do end up giving him a human name, might I suggest naming him after a family member or friend?
It's kind of funny when you tell them that they share the same name as your pet animal

 

Dude fucking chase it down!! The kitten is probably in it's own fairy tale
I'm hoping you find it.

You should leave some food out by your window tonight, and then catch him.
Hope you find him..

 

I'll place food for Jeff Gordon at night but am not going to try to force it to my home if his not comfortable ...........yet.

 

Oh alright, but come on, I think he's better off in your house then roaming dangerous boundaries.
Wait so.. whats his name?Jeff, or Osiris.

 

hahahha. that's why we named our rabbit lemmy.

 

my MIL's old neighbor's kid named her cat "sexy." so we'd all get a good laugh out of her calling "here sexy sexy sexy!"

 

The cats we have are named 'little kitty' and 'big fat kitty'. They have real names but I don't think we remember them, I don't at least. (also big fat kitty is teeny tiny and little kitty is like 20 lbs, it used to be the opposite though...)

I had a turtle named turtle. I'm not terribly creative with names

 

The last cat I had was named KitKat.

 

Neodude is right Osiris might be over the top and corny. So I might just go with Jeff.......Jeff GOrdon.

 

it's also potentially very asshole of him for stealing his neighbor's cat...

biological clock kicking in?

 

lol thats why if he does have a home then I dont want to steal him.

 

Unless a cat is an indoor cat,they will often find more than one place to eat. So if you keep feeding it tuna,he'll probably choose you as his #1 place to be. I think I've "lost" a few like that.

 

poor scratcho....

 

would you guys say tune is the best cat food? I think so.