just before the end of the world i would...

fill up with gas and drive away withouy paying

 

go to the zoo and set all the animals free

 

blow up something

 

take off for a long road trip in a "borrowed" porsche

 

eat whatever I want

 

eat a case of chocolate covered cherries

 

spend every last penny

 

punch all the people i don't like in the face

 

watch CNN

 

set the building I work in on fire

 

bury the evidence

 

dig up jimmy hoffa

 

shoot the neighbors

 

kill the next door neighbors yappy dog

 

order Chinese takeout

 

steal your chinese takeout

 

rape and pillage

 

sail off into the sunset

 

Leave the seat down and forget to flush.

 

smash down some trees with my truck