Chuck Palahniuk's new book "Hunted" has a short story about masturbation, and ways you could die. one kid does what is called peirl diving(jackin it under water) and sits on the pools suction pump at the same time (so it feels like his ass is gettin ate out) on it sucks his intestine out his ass hole!! another kid gets candle wax stuck in his bladder jerkin off! if you enjoy reading i suggest chucks work to everyone. hes popular for writing fight club. N*E*wayz back to masturbation.