just a stoner conversation

or rather just bits and some phrases

Panda: "Hey Rory, doesnt that look like Jesus?"
Rory: "Wha... what looks like Jesus?"
Panda: "That shadow on the tarp"
Rory: "OMG it does look like Jesus"
me: "Maybe it actually is Jesus in disguise as a tarp.... Omg we nailed him up again!"

"ya... Jesus was a liar"

"god put you on this Earth for one reason: to remeind me to remind you to kill yourself"

 

I cut my finger at work.

 

I ate an awesome salad today.

 

haha then why did you bump it... to make us all suffer...

 

anyone see sundays FG ?

GOd: oh JESUS CHRIST!!
...
jesus: what?

God: Get the escalade, we're outta here!