Jumping into molten lava

Eh.. I choose hanging from a tree in the woods.


If I'm going to die I wanna die somewhere that I enjoy being.

 

Hangings are not always a sure thing and sure as hell is not peaceful, trust me on this one, it hurts like hell and for me the rope came loose, I guess that makes me lucky or some shit like that.

 

Why have you tried it?

And I suppose someone tried this and while they were still alive but paralysed told someone that they were in excruciating pain via the medium of telepathy?

 

I was trying to kill myself I will try again, there are so many options.

 

Don't worry you will manage it one day, you just need to hang around for a while...

 

However you managed to do that, whether it's by jumping out of something in the air, or just taking a dive, you're going to start burning to death before you're there. If you're looking for a painless way to die, then I hope you have a fetish for fire. XD I mean, a serious one.

I'll take a bullet to the brain stem. Or instant decapitation. No, scratch that last one. I want a DMT trip.

 

solution: teleport into the lava.

 

what about diving? Get a nice diving board and show off your skills

 

I'd like to die from muff diving, that would be a nice way to go... relatively painless I would think as I'd hardly notice I reckon (if it was a killer pussy anyway)

 

Yeah, that is one of the last ways that I want to die. I'd rather be munched on by a tramp.

 

That is an awesome freakin picture TopNotchStoner. Very Escher-esque.

All I can think about with this molten lava idea is someone jumping onto a river of lava and melting from their toes up. Not to mention the screaming part... I'd much rather jump from an airplane... hopefully I don't wind up like the dude from Crank.

*heartbeat* ... *heartbeat* ... "oh FUCK!" LOL

 

lmao