Jumping into molten lava

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Identifier, Feb 16, 2011.

  1. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I don't think lava would be a good way to go either. I have gotten fairly close to lava flow several times on the Big Island of Hawaii. Its incredibly hot from a great distance and the ground/hardened lava under your feet is super heated as well.....;-)
     
  2. lode

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    Cannibalism. It seems less wasteful.
     
  3. Burnt

    Burnt Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I got dibs on a thigh
     
  4. Eavesdrop

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    Gumdrops rejuvenate indescribably precious emoticons.
     
  5. McLeodGanja

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    Wot? You're lava-ing a larff mate!

    The least painful way has got to be the carbon monoxide way in my humble opinion.

    (who actually writes that anymore?)

    I'm not convinced that you don't feel pain after death. No-one really knows, do they? Maybe when you die your spirit still stays in your body for ages, and like you can still think and stuff. Maybe you have to wait until another sentient creature is conceived before you can leave.
     
  6. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Potassium cyanide capsule quick and painless :2thumbsup:


    Hotwater
     
  7. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Explosive suicide vest would be quick, mayhaps not painless tho....:-0
    And word is, if you take a few infidels with ya, you get to have sex with 40 virgins...
    even tho you just blew yer pecker off....;-)
     
  8. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    If you can't stick it; lick it :2thumbsup:


    Hotwater
     
  9. Burnt

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    Take a shotgun loaded with dove and quail load aim it 1/2 inch below your brain stem, the shot will take out the brain stem and 1/3 your brain.

    You are going to die this way.
     
  10. Gravity

    Gravity #winning

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    wow @ this being ur first and only post.

    lmaoo
     
  11. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    fuck some lava.. burning does not sound fun. I wanna go in my sleep preferably.
     
  12. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    this sounds like a threat...
     
  13. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

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    drinking 3 bottles of jack daniels and fall down a well.
     
  14. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Stand in front of an oncoming high-speed train....;-0
     
  15. McLeodGanja

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    Is that what Dexter used in season 4 on the cancer woman?

    p.s. anyone know if there are spoiler tags in here?
     
  16. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    I do not think that the term having a peel done, equates to this drastic a measure.

    I would not want to die that way. :)
     
  17. lilHippieChick

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    owww no way
     
  18. McLeodGanja

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    I know a guy who died after inserting a lava lamp into his anus
     
  19. lillallyloukins

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    i thought that too once, but found out that you become paralysed first, then the pain sets in and you die in agony but unable to move... not good :(

    best way has to be peacefully in sleep, or fighting for a valuable cause... the adrenaline would be pumping so hard, i doubt i'd notice the odd lost limb until it was too late...
     
  20. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    Every time I see someone fall into molten lava in a movie, it looks like it's really painful.
     

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