Hey, everybody! My name is JR-H7811365, but you can just call me JR. I'm a parasitical, mind-controlling micro-bot and I've recently taken over Spagelo's body. They are no longer able to determine anything they do, so I've decided to take over their Hip Forums account and introduce myself. I enjoy long flights through space and my life's purpose is to help our alien overlords take over the planet. We've only just landed, but maybe you'll see more like me soon, and maybe even on the forums! Happy trails!
Yes, indeed! There are many untapped resources on this planet - some you may not even realize are there!
