joints burning irreguarly

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by MollyThe Hippy, Nov 12, 2006.

  1. STON3R

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    like omg lets all b hippys, we can get hackysacks and hempnecklaces and wear sandles. its gonna b great!1!!11
     
  2. _toker_

    _toker_ Toking Up

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    I think she really actually used this stuff on her joints, thinking it was legit (at least for weed joints). She was very serious about this, but she saw how stupid she was after they all pointed the obvious, asked if it was a joke, and now she's playing along that it was a joke the whole time.

    How long have you been smoking your "joint compound". Seems like years huh? Keep toking that shit, just please please don't have children.

    BTW, that poetry thread is very funny.
     
  3. SirTokesAlot

    SirTokesAlot Lives

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    /\ thats what i was thinking too
     
  4. BraveSirRubin

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    I love the people on this forum and thier complete lack of humour almost as much as I love Molly.

    Molly, your profile says you are a bi-sexual, wanna have a three some, that's uber hip!
     
  5. MollyThe Hippy

    MollyThe Hippy get high school

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    yah, we have three choices, top, middle and bottom
     
  6. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    lmao... that's ridiculous.

    Am I the only one who gets it?
     
  7. SirTokesAlot

    SirTokesAlot Lives

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    ok fuck this thread..
     
  8. MollyThe Hippy

    MollyThe Hippy get high school

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    you were one of the best fucks i ever had
     
  9. TokeForPeace

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    I thought the guy that responded to her in that poetry thread was hilarious. And for the people in this thread ragging on Molly, her "stupidity" doesn't truly affect you, so the putdowns aren't neccesary... unless you were serious about that joint compound crap, Molly, cause, then, I completely retract my previous statement.
     
  10. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Is anyone else extremely annoyed at the idiocy and pointlessness of this bitch's posts? I seriously contemplated stabbing myself in the side of the face with a spoon.
     
  11. SirTokesAlot

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    *raises hand*
     
  12. ripple

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    Im finding this thread more funny all the time...
     
  13. MollyThe Hippy

    MollyThe Hippy get high school

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    the real issue of this thread is one's sex... its such a guy thing to put spit on their joint if its burning irreguarly but no fine lady would want to smoke something that someone just spit on which is why women prefer joint compound or joint seal (that the one member posted up pics of) and men would just spit on their joint
     
  14. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    I agree with Molly. I've tried spitting on my joints but I STILL have arthritis! But using that joint compound, my arthritis goes completely away! Of course I can no longer move those joints, but they no longer bother me.

    And smoking joints does help with arthritis too, everyone should know.

    BTW, Molly some people aren't sure if you're really serious here. I guess they just don't know you. I do. And I know you'd prefer a menage-a-trois over a double entendre any day! :jester:
     
  15. ~Baked Goods~

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    I'm going back up to the room guys, this night has been way too fucked up already...
     
  16. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    I don't care if she was joking or not, but I would be more angry if she was joking. If she was joking, which she obviously was, it was absotively SPAMtastic, which is forbidden, according to YOUR guidelines. Am I right?
     
  17. ~Baked Goods~

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    Oh snap.
     
  18. MollyThe Hippy

    MollyThe Hippy get high school

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    the review panel has awarded you 1 point
     
  19. pfunk910

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    I bet you that stuff really does stop runs... even if she was joking.

    -Mike
     
  20. soaringeagle

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    ya all dont get molly at all do ya...lil history of molly the hippy will help..molly was bred to be the worlds 1st super hippy.. her parents were a lesbian couple livin on a comune, they saw the decline in hippidom and decided hippies needed a savior, so they got together all of the most famouse hippie guru types that were still alive for a huge turkey basting party (skip was 1 of the possible fathers), molly was conceived out of this superhippie dna soup..at the very momment of her birth, she was fed 100 hits of lsd before shed even taken her 1st breath..she lost her virginity at just 3 months old at 1 of the largest orgies in history
    to complete her transformation intothe ultimate hippie she was given a compound that was a mixture of every known drug on a daily basis..by the time she was 13..smoking joint compoind and other industrial products was not unusual at all, shed already had virtualy every chemical known to man as part of a daily diet her whole life
    she finaly attained the ultimate hippy goddess status last year when as a right of indoctrination shed smoked an entire house that was finely powedered and rolled into over 2 million joints
    she smoked it all in just under 24 hours, not only giving her the title of queen of the hippies, but also earning her a world record for most joints smoked in 1 day..and the most toxic brain chemistry in history
    she denounced the world records as being very unhippylike but kept the title of queen of the hipies because she was just fulfilling her birthright
    molly was geneticaly designed to be the ultimate hippy
    if you don't worship her your doomed to a life of unhipness
     

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