Join the Army! :D

yay for dead rabbits!

 

If my two choices were starvation or killing and eating a rabbit...

easy decision.

 

i'd choose eating the plants.

 

...that might work

 

There're no plants in Iraq...

I don't think there are rabbits either, though.

 

well, if i'm in war, i dont think starving to death is a real concern, seeing how i (as in me, not the average person) would die anyway. might as well let the bunny live.
bad karma to kill things anyway. i'd prefer not suffering in my next life for doing something i dont believe in.

 

ha.

you could eat the civilians?

 

You could... but I wouldn't.

www.goarmy.com

 

yeah, probably don't taste so good.

 

He was lying.

 

He was either Special Forces, or was lying.


But it's only part of SERE (survial and evasion) for special forces, navy seals, things like that. Not everyone who joins any branch of the military has to kill and eat their own bunny.

 

Haha.. one time a recruiter asked me where my balls were and I told him my grandfather lost his in WWII.

HAhaha... that shut him up.

 

There's always scorpions, camel spiders and... well, camels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0CkrOaIh4g

 

I got called by a recruiter once, told him I didn't want to fight someone else's war and hung up.

They never called back.

 

That's what they're taught to do, if you tell them you're not interested.


Ahaha... my recruiter called one of my friends once, and my friend said the conversation went something like this:

Recruiter: "So how was school today."
Friend: "I didnt go to school."
Recruiter: "Now why didn't you go to school today?"
Friend: "My grandfather died."


(His grandfather really did die, and he is infact gay, anyway)



...It was funny when he said it.

 

Yeah I know about the calling back thing. I just thought it sounded like a good way to end my story.

Sorry about your friends grandfather though. I am sure it's a "you had to be there" moment.

 

If they ever call me, I'll probably yell a bunch of gibberish or pretend I'm Mexican or something and speak no English.

 

we had to kill a few chickens freshman year while out for field training (i go to a military college - was in army ROTC). but most of the time, we got MREs (ugh)

2 recruiters came to my house one time...i started correcting them on there uniform, it looked like shit, there shoes weren't even shined...

i'm not joining though, fuck that shit, i'm not signing 4 years of my life away...

 

i'm gay.

i can't sign up.

damn.

 

There's the no qustions bill thing... it doesn't matter if you're gay.


Haha... that would be odd "I can't go to Korea, sarge... I'm a raging homosexual."

"Oh... alright"