Jesus

HAHAHA
Does God love me for touching my sister?
I mean...that's sick, faggot!

 

Of course he does. He gave us free will, didn't he?


lmao.

 

Would he mind if I touched you?
Alright...

 

WoW are you God?

 

Damn straight he is!!!

 

Wow ask him for me if he needs anything

 

just stop believing in the bible and stop going to church and trying to convert people, etc etc.

as far as I'm concerned, I don't even exist. :H

 

I am not the sort of parson to force my opinions on people anyway.

 

HAHAHA!! You know, I'm going to put this bag over my head and aphixiate myself, because that is what Jesus would do.

...kinda reminds me of your mom putting a condom over my johnson last night!

Hail Satan....lol

UCB is the shiit.

 

Uh huh...ok.

 

I just did the prettiest jesus ever !

 

Yeah...

 

he did marry... jesus and mary magdalene were going at it big time

 

Tell me, when did you come to this BIG revelation?
After you read "The Da Vinci Code?"

 

ahahagahadas...the davinci code










i love it when people take that book too seriously

 

Thats fun Nathan.

And kinda sexy... you've seen those abs. Tell me you wouldn't fuck that.

 

HA were is my stick



ha ha, hope you are scared

 

I'd hit it.

 

Hit what i better hope it invisble, you would look crazy