Jesus was an awesome hiker and camper

Matthew 9:35
35 And Jesus set out on a tour of all the cities and villages, teaching in their synagogues and preaching the good news of the Kingdom and curing every sort of disease and every sort of infirmity.

 

Guaranteed that Jesus can start a fire with 2 sticks rubbing together.

 

Bit hard if you're dead for about 2000 years.

Yeah, i know:

 

Jesus was resurrected, he is alive

 

Word is he ascended after that, and sits on the side of his father waiting to be born again. But that's just what I've heard regarding the situation.

 

Yes, he still has to return.

 

Jesus will not return physically but in the hearts of men, women, transpersons, and peoples ..

 

Maybe he got Netflix and changed plans all together.

 

Jesus can blow fire out of his mouth. Why would he need sticks?

 

If jesus showed up now he'd be in jail by next week!

 

You could have just said 'peoplekind' :-D

 

Jesus is now directing the preaching of the good news throughout the entire inhabited earth.
Fulfilling prophecy Matthew 24:14