jesus the grizzley bear has come back from the grave

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Boogabaah, Mar 23, 2008.

  1. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    don't forget the human brains to go with the peanut butter on the sandwidges.

    the thing about most critters, is that given half a chance they'll run just as fast the other way as you will. unless they've got a damd good reason. so don't give them one.

    this is something those that survive learn the hard way. even big and intimidating looking ones.

    don't violate their space or get between a mother and her babies or mess with them and don't act like prey or get between them and their kills. you can also mark your own territory like any other critter by pissing on the corner posts.

    as for little kittie cats, yah, not only are they fast, but their strength to weight ration is about three times better then any human even in the best of shape. those in the western hemisphere don't really get all that big. but a third of your own mass is big enough for the reason already stated. cats act like cats. the problem is when a 40 to 60 pound cat trys to play like a kitten ... (40*3 = 120, all muscle, teeth and claws).

    the're really NOT out to get you. just let them be. and do pay attention not to give them a reason.

    =^^=
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  2. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    huh?

    this is day 3 of this migraine. i took the doctor meds yesterday.. i'm still sick today.
     
  3. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    i've heard humans taste like pork. but sweeter.
    if i were a grizzly i'd be cool with a diet of fish, thanks.
     
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