Jesus is coming back?! haha

Discussion in 'Philosophy and Religion' started by iscreamchocolate, Aug 15, 2005.

  1. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    Thirty years ago, the idea of implanting computer chips into humans was not feasible... However, they were wrong.
     
  2. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    OOoo...it's the "AntiChrist" !!!

    Damien, no Damien....!!! Aaaaaaarrrrrhghghghg.....
     
  3. iscreamchocolate

    iscreamchocolate Senior Member

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    yes I have checked out the bible.. I use to be a christian and my dad "made" me read it. How do you know if "satan" posessed this person? I don't believe that anyone can dominate a whole world... Thats a lot of stuff to dominate. anti-christ means that your against christianity.. anti-christs arn't bad, same with christians.. neither are bad.. they just have different veiws... anti-means against.
     
  4. ryupower

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    Well, one day there will be a bunch of people missing. Plains will crash, Boats'll sink...all a big mess. Why? Because they've been raptured.

    Some will say they were abducted by aliens and such. Which they weren't.

    So just let this be a warning when these things happen.

    Because than you'll know what's going on. ;)
     
  5. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    Ahh...I see. Thanks for the warning.

    I'll be sure and continuing worshipping the devil. ;)
     
  6. ryupower

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    Read Rvelation. It's all in there.

    Yeah, there are anti-christ people, but I'm talking about a single person.

    It ain't that hard if you've got control of the UN and have Benedict XVI, a religious leader, as a buddy.

    Europe's so pacifistic that they'd do anything for peace, which will be exactly what he'll promise.
     
  7. ryupower

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    We'll see about that! ;)


    And I'm checking out for today...
     
  8. iscreamchocolate

    iscreamchocolate Senior Member

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    oh.. a chosen one!!! a chosen anti-christ! We better be scared! I still find it very hard to believe that anyone (superficial or physical being) can control a whole world... That's insanity! whats wrong with having the world takin over by an anti-christ anyways?? I find no harm in it... Then again I don't believe at all in satan or God. So why would I be afraid? Their will never be world peace.. believe me... War goes around and around... Nobody agrees on anything which create war.. War is all about selfishness.. So believe me, I doubt their will ever be world peace... Sure I'd want world peace and that would be great! I mean I still go on peace marches to change people's view on war and hopefully make a little change but I know it's not going to change the whole world. But it's better then sitting on your ass doing nothing about it. But I doubt that it will ever happen... People fight all the time... You'll never find anything that everybody agrees on... You can't promise peace.
     
  9. iscreamchocolate

    iscreamchocolate Senior Member

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    I don't own a bible
     
  10. Colours

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    "Well, one day there will be a bunch of people missing. Plains will crash, Boats'll sink...all a big mess. Why? Because they've been raptured."

    Youve been reading too much "Left Behind". Its kind of cute to here christians tell their fairy tales. How do you know youll even be raptured? Are you so sure God will want you in heaven right away? I remember reading 1 in 3 people will be raptured.

    I, personally, hope you are left behind =D
     
  11. iscreamchocolate

    iscreamchocolate Senior Member

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    ummm who are you talking to? just wondering... lol
     
  12. Colours

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    ryu =p
     
  13. iscreamchocolate

    iscreamchocolate Senior Member

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    ooooh ok.. gotcha ;)
     
  14. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    Anti-Christ means exactly what it says, "against Christ", not against religion.
     
  15. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    Well, I don't qualify as an "anti-christ" then, because I am not against any Christs, I don't know of any.
     
  16. iscreamchocolate

    iscreamchocolate Senior Member

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    i never meant to say against religion.. if that is what I said. I meant against christ.
     
  17. soaringeagle

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    actualy i thouught that only 100,000 of all the souls to have ever inhabbited the planet were suposed to go to heaven, , so concidering that fact, & averaging it out at the time of this suposed rapture only 1/100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 of the people who have been on the plant would be alive at that time which would mean only 1/10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
    of those would be raptured which would probably mean only 1 sengle cell from 1 single body out of the say 50-60 billion alive at the time
    so what makes u think that 1 cell would be yours?
    with odds like that why is it that every single chistian is so sure theyre going to hwaven when the bible itself tells them that statisticaly its pretty much impossible?
    there must be at least 100,000 who have been declared saints
    so if only the saints get to heaven & the rest of yas suffer in hell or purgatory or whatever..what the hells the point in wasting your life being christian?
    if you face the fact that being christian in now way guarantees you a ticket to heaven, & you'll still end up in hell no matter how much u pray..then why not at least have some fun in this life?

    i'm just putting this in your terminology, since i dont beleive there isa heaven or hell..but if thee is..your faith wont save you since heavens already full..theres a no vacancy sign..& your wasting your time bangin on the door cause the innkeepers ignoring u
     
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    I might point out to, that according to the Bible, the Anti-Christ will not desire woman, which also removes you as a serious candidate.
     
  19. soaringeagle

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    maybe that makes you a candadite though?
    personaly though i think that freak antiporn is the most likely candadite for antichrist though
     
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    campbell34 Banned

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    2 Peter 3:3-4 ''Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days SCOFFERS, walking after their own lusts, 4. And SAYING, WHERE IS THE PROMISE OF HIS COMING? for since the fathers fell asleep, ALL THINGS CONTINUE AS THEY WERE FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE CREATION.

    Matthew 24:23 For as it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the SON OF MAN. In (those) days before the flood, they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, up to the day that Noah entered the ark. They did not know until the flood came and carried them all away. So will it be (also) at the coming of the Son of Man.
     

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