Jesus is coming back?! haha

so many people have said throughout the years that "Jesus" is coming back... yet he hasn't come back yet.. hmm thats odd... I wonder why... haha.. if he does come back I wonder what he'll come back as... a dove, a caterpiller... hmmm maybe a crow... also how do you know he's coming back... did he send any of you a memo?? Did it say the exact date and time that he's coming? This I'd like to see.

 

Man, back in the day they said bellbottoms were never coming back.. You know how this shit rolls, sister. Jesus will be back, but I anticipate a pog revival first. Pogs, man. Fucking pogs.

 

people have thought jesus was coming back 'soon' since like a generation or two after the idea was concieved/preached

 

It reads in scripture that no one knows when he's coming back. Anyway, I think he already did in some ways at Pentecost.

 

Jesus is here...God is here..amongst us now. "My time has not yet come, but your time is always here." - John 7:6 ..one of my fav verses

 

Oh well that's nice to know


LOL I would love to see the look on his face if/when it happens. Can just picture him walking through LA thinking 'Shit, I leave them alone for two thousand years and this happens!'

It's a nice idea. Pretty good marketing concept too, keep everyone on their toes. Not sure it'll happen but, would be cool to see.
See now the dali lama, he's got it made. Constant cycle of rebirth, that's the way to do it.
I dunno, maybe we don't need a new messiah.

 

I think Jesus is Chris Angel, that amazing levitating street magician.

 

haaa haaaaa. that gave me the funniest image...

 

He'll come back. The thing is that before, there were no signs like there have been now.
He'll come back as Spirit on the soul of a white horse...and then...BOOM! Bye, bye Earth!

 

I'm back!!!

 

If you see him then take a picture for me haaa haaaa

 

I'll be gone before I even get to take a picture.

 

lol!

 

umm yea??? where will you be going?

 

I'll be gone before that happens. Even if I'd be there, my camara would explode first.

 

gone where?

 

The rapture, I'm not gonna sit around and have the Antichrist force little Verichips on me, I'm going up on the first load, thank you.

 

umm ok?? how are you going to get there?? I really don't believe in any of that stuff... but if it works for you! then thats good. anti-christ? who might that be?

 

Did you ever check-out the Bible?

The Anti-Christ's gonna be some Jerk that's satan-possessed, and he will domminate and unify the world (one finance, one nation, etc.,etc...),
he'll most likely get some help from our 'wonderful' Pope Benedict XVI. Who seems to be the babelonian whore trying to bring in false peace with him.

The unifying has already begun...I mean the UN and stuff?

 

Oh brother...hold on to your hats...this shit's gonna be a bumpy ride...