Jesus is coming back?! haha

Discussion in 'Philosophy and Religion' started by iscreamchocolate, Aug 15, 2005.

  1. iscreamchocolate

    iscreamchocolate Senior Member

    so many people have said throughout the years that "Jesus" is coming back... yet he hasn't come back yet.. hmm thats odd... I wonder why... haha.. if he does come back I wonder what he'll come back as... a dove, a caterpiller... hmmm maybe a crow... also how do you know he's coming back... did he send any of you a memo?? Did it say the exact date and time that he's coming? This I'd like to see.
     
  2. Aerosolhalos

    Aerosolhalos Member

    Man, back in the day they said bellbottoms were never coming back.. You know how this shit rolls, sister. Jesus will be back, but I anticipate a pog revival first. Pogs, man. Fucking pogs.
     
  3. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

    people have thought jesus was coming back 'soon' since like a generation or two after the idea was concieved/preached
     
  4. It reads in scripture that no one knows when he's coming back. Anyway, I think he already did in some ways at Pentecost.
     
  5. MollyBloom

    MollyBloom Member

    Jesus is here...God is here..amongst us now. "My time has not yet come, but your time is always here." - John 7:6 ..one of my fav verses
     
  6. Sage-Phoenix

    Sage-Phoenix Imagine

    Oh well that's nice to know :)


    LOL I would love to see the look on his face if/when it happens. Can just picture him walking through LA thinking 'Shit, I leave them alone for two thousand years and this happens!'

    It's a nice idea. Pretty good marketing concept too, keep everyone on their toes. Not sure it'll happen but, would be cool to see.
    See now the dali lama, he's got it made. Constant cycle of rebirth, that's the way to do it.
    I dunno, maybe we don't need a new messiah.
     
  7. Colours

    Colours Senior Member

    I think Jesus is Chris Angel, that amazing levitating street magician. :)
     
  8. iscreamchocolate

    iscreamchocolate Senior Member

    haaa haaaaa. :):) that gave me the funniest image...
     
  9. ryupower

    ryupower NO capcom included

    He'll come back. The thing is that before, there were no signs like there have been now.
    He'll come back as Spirit on the soul of a white horse...and then...BOOM! Bye, bye Earth! :D
     
  10. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

    I'm back!!![​IMG]
     
  11. iscreamchocolate

    iscreamchocolate Senior Member

    If you see him then take a picture for me :) haaa haaaa
     
  12. ryupower

    ryupower NO capcom included

    I'll be gone before I even get to take a picture. :(
     
  13. ryupower

    ryupower NO capcom included

    lol! :)
     
  14. iscreamchocolate

    iscreamchocolate Senior Member

    umm yea??? where will you be going?
     
  15. ryupower

    ryupower NO capcom included

    I'll be gone before that happens. Even if I'd be there, my camara would explode first. :D
     
  16. iscreamchocolate

    iscreamchocolate Senior Member

    gone where?
     
  17. ryupower

    ryupower NO capcom included

    The rapture, I'm not gonna sit around and have the Antichrist force little Verichips on me, I'm going up on the first load, thank you. ;)
     
  18. iscreamchocolate

    iscreamchocolate Senior Member

    umm ok?? how are you going to get there?? I really don't believe in any of that stuff... but if it works for you! then thats good. anti-christ? who might that be?
     
  19. ryupower

    ryupower NO capcom included

    Did you ever check-out the Bible?

    The Anti-Christ's gonna be some Jerk that's satan-possessed, and he will domminate and unify the world (one finance, one nation, etc.,etc...),
    he'll most likely get some help from our 'wonderful' Pope Benedict XVI. Who seems to be the babelonian whore trying to bring in false peace with him.

    The unifying has already begun...I mean the UN and stuff?
     
  20. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

    Oh brother...hold on to your hats...this shit's gonna be a bumpy ride... :rolleyes:
     

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