jelena's secret crush

well that's something completely different.

burby... you have to try some alcohol. you're a big boy now.

 

I can make up a list of excuses though:

1) Not based on my current religious convictions, but my previous ones (even though I still believe it) I am not going to drink
2)Alcohol aggrivates my disease
3)Medications I am on are not compatable with alcohol
4)I need to keep sober because I am going for the guinnes record for longest time staying sober
5)My dog ate my alcohol homework so I can't drink until I am caught up with the rest of the class
6)I am too busy with being a cool private detective from the 30's to drink...or carry guns
7)*uses Jedi mind trick* Trevor doesn't need to drink alcohol
8)The little purple man on my knee says not to

See I've got a whole bunch of excuses not to

 

damn... i don't have any argument now...

okay... but you don't mind me being drunk and hugging and kissing people?

 

Well Jelena , it seems like many people are interested in your secret crush.

 

Well if you are married to them

haha, I don't know if you coudl tell this or not...but my plan was to get you to hug and kiss me...I must have been TOO sneaky with my plan

 

that's right...
but it's all because of you...

so do you want to marry us, too?

 

ahahaha! of course i unterstood it.

you know i wouldn't mind at all...

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Well it is a date then...hugging and kissing all day and all night [or however long we can go ] (well not really cause sadly it won't happen any time forseebale )

 

Marry us?
Does that mean you are pregnant?

 

yes.

but it would be nice. :&

if i ever meet you, i'm gonna hug you and kiss you for hours!

 

ooo, SHOTGUN WEDDING!!!

great idea bird_

 

haha! no... well, me and meli are gonna have a super cool baby with her hair, but my hair color... and my teeth and handwriting. her name is gonna be magnolia.

anyway... you can have a baby with us if you want. she can have your... beard.

ahahaha! it's a group wedding, actually!

 

Sounds like a lot of fun, although I have no idea who this Meli character is.
But yes, making a baby together sounds fine with me.

 

awesome!

this is meli, our wife:

 

Not much too see there, but it looks a potentially perfect addition to our marriage.

 

ahahaha! she is perfect.

and you're gonna be married to micha, too... and trevor, phil and antoine. yay.

 

Quite an orgy that is. I have absolutely no idea who they are, but then again I really like blind dates and/or marriages.

 

haha... i knew you wouldn't mind.
<3

 

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