January Shelter Of Random Facts XLIV

I've not eaten anything in the last 29 hours. I'm hungry now.

 

Don't give in to your body's cravings. If you do it will just make you its slave forever.

 

Why was brian yelling at him?

 

I ate some ramen noodles but only so the ibuprofen wouldn't make my stomach bleed.

 

That should be okay, as long as you didn't enjoy the noodles too much...

 

Because the bastard eats toys - fluff and all...and when he's really in the mood, he won't listen to a word we say while he's gnawing and eating.

Some dogs are chewers...others are swallowers. My dog is a god damn swallower and when he's like 5, I'll take him to the vet, and the vet will tell me he has 30lbs of fluff and fabric in his guts.

 

I didn't.

I did enjoy the shower I had.

Now, I want to pile up in bed instead of going next door to help babysit the girls.

 

And I suppose it would be inappropriate to take a bottle of vodka with you to ease the pain...

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...-wolverine-frog-spikes-shoot-false-thumb.html
Japanese 'wolverine frog' with spikes that shoot out of its false thumbs

 

that is an easy fix....put black tape over it...thats what i did in my truck and my van

 

I just poured my first glass of wine for the evening...you have been duly warned.

 

My ideal woman:

 

I'm so fucking sick. I'm so tired of being sick.

 

fucking piece of shit referee :banghead:

 

my nose is ice cubes

 

So sorry, Chrissy.

Since I moved to New England, I spend about six to eight months of every year coughing my brains out with chest congestion. So many times I have said exactly what you did..."God, I am so fucking tired of being sick."

It's allergies. Apparently a lot of other people have the same problem in this area.

Somebody obviously failed to bribe him adequately on the side you favor.

Now would be the ideal time to immerse your nose in a lukewarm cocktail, to bring it to a more suitable temperature for drinking.

 

:chillpill:...It's Only A Game....



Cheers Glen.

 

:freezing: