January Shelter Of Random Facts XLIV

im not an uncle...im saying my uncles and aunts...

am a good uncle?

Bro im a good person...everyone who knows me is glad they know me..
:mickey:

 

Alhamdulillah..

 

i get it...was just curious if you had nieces and nephews of your own

i had one uncle that was a toy salesman...best uncle ever...musta recived 100 various model car kits....all the classics....i remember the year i got the corvette with a working motor....never finished it

 

It's 70 degrees (F) here today.

I'm getting ready to go out into the driveway and wash my filthy car.

 

i got one real brother and both of us not married and have been good about not having surprise children.

other than us two

i got lots of brother n sisters with lots of problems and kids in there as well.

 

Wow, i was intoxicated.

Its super mild today and I'm gonna walk the ole dog in the woods

One of the only people I know who's mental capacities actually go UP when drunk!

I dont like that meme, its not nice.

This one is awesome lol!!!

 

My dog just did the funniest thing.

He ripped his new toy in half (after 2 minutes) and Bryan started yelling at him.

The dog proceeded to huff and growl and hop up on the couch until Bryan sat down. Then, Sylus put his head in Bryan's lap to apologize.

Maybe my dog does have a soul...

 

It shorts weather today

 

sounds right to me

 

Three hours later, and the goddamn door jambs are clean...

This is going to take for fucking ever.

 

i let the rain clean mine

 

That is my usual method too. And it will rain tonight so it is all ready for its bath time.

 

sometimes i even go out in the rain with a brush and some dish soap

its too cold this time of year though

 

I also let the rain clean mine.

It rained a little last night and it dampened the salt and crud, but I'm hoping for a heavier rain tonight to do the job.

Bruce is hating me for letting him get so dirty

 

bruce dont let me down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj8kMmUxkSE"]Electric light orchestra - Don't bring me down video - YouTube

 

he has been letting me down lately, orison.

Fuckin bastard's check engine light came on again...1 month before I need to get an inspection sticker.

Hello costly mechanic bill!!

 

What you talkin about? I misspelled one of the chemical names, made a grammatical error, and the whole post made about as much sense as a refrigerator in an igloo.

Or maybe just social mammal genes.

My check engine light is always on. Except once a year - the mechanic manages to get it to stay off long enough to pass inspection, and then it comes back on again within a day or two.

I got a lot of sleep last night. Then I went on a virtual vacation in Cyrodiil.

rf: I am not my nieces' and nephews' favorite uncle. However I am my children's favorite father.

 

Okay, 6 hours later and the exterior of my car is clean, except for the wheels. I'll take it to a car wash and use the tire/wheel cleaner and pressure for that. I can't get down that low on these bad knees.

Then there's the matter of the interior...jeezus...this car is so dirty.

It's white and I park under trees...that still doesn't explain the interior though.

The car in the pic is like mine.

 

Nice looking car. I'd do it.

There's no point cleaning my car. In a few months it will probably die and I'll just buy another one just as old.